First G chapter of the story.
So,feel free to do yourself afterwards.This is just boredom.
30 Question Tag I Got Off My Friend Izabella
1.Do you have any pets?
Yeah,a cat called Atticus and an obese corgi dog called Marshall.
2.What colour top are you wearing?
White,with little black and yellow stripes on it.Sounds horrendous and very 1973 I know.
3.Name 3 things that are physically close to you.
Bottle of Coke,cat,BlackBerry.
4.What's the weather like right now?
Abso-fucking-lutely pissing torrential rain.Seriously,it's like A Perfect Storm out there.Well,it is Ireland.
5.Do you drive?If so,have you crashed?
Yeah I drive-the shittiest car alive-but I've never crashed.I was in a minor accident when I was like 4 with my cousin,but I've never crashed myself.
6.What time did you wake up this morning?
Roundabout half ten.
7.When was the last time you showered?
This morning,because my sister is sick and literally vomited on me.I will probably have to shower another five times before the night is out.
8.What was the last movie you saw?
The Godfather.Priceless.Watched it with my dad about two hours ago.
9.What does your last text message say?
It says: "who r u,lady gaga?!"
It's from my friend Izzie-who sent me this-when I said I like old gangster movies from the seventies.Why Lady Gaga would like them,I don't know.My friends are stupid.
10.What's your ringtone?
"Square Dance" by Eminem.
11.Have you ever been to another country?
Russia,Canada,the US,Mexico,Columbia,England,Scotland,Northern Ireland,France,Germany,Morocco,Spain,Portugal,Denmark,Syria,Australia,New Zealand,and Japan.
So...yes,I have been to another country.
12.Do you like sushi?
Yes.If it's food,I'll eat it.
13.Where do you buy groceries from?
Ha,here in Ireland we call it shopping or messages.But from the Spar across the road.
14.Have you ever taken medication to help you fall asleep faster?
Well,yeah.I have insomnia.So I kinda do it every night.
15.How many sibling do you have?
Used to have three,but now I have two.Maria is twenty seven and Jane is twelve.
16.Do you have a desktop or laptop?
Laptop.Desktops are for losers,man.
17.How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
Well,I turned eighteen on April 14th,so next year I'll be nineteen.Scary!
18.How did your parents pick your name?
I'm named after Lauren Bacall,the actress.My parents were stupid enough not to know her real name was actually Betty.
I could've been called BETTY!OH MY FUCKING GOD.
19.Do you wear contacts or glasses?
Usually glasses.If I'm too lazy,contacts.
20.Do you colour your hair?
Yeah,waaaaaaaaaay too much.Like every week sometimes.It's blond atm.
21.Tell me something you are planning to do today.
22.When was the last time you cried?
Ages ago.Like,a few months ago.I'm kind of a bitch,I don't cry much.
23.What is you full name?
Lauren Lornaigh Stiofáin Ni Íonnrachtaigh.Yeah...sexy.
24.What is your perfect pizza topping?
Pepperoni,ham,halumi-this unreal Hawaiian cheese-bacon,spicy chicken,fuckloada cheese,peppers, chillies,black pudding-an Irish thing,not actual cake-sausage,bratwurst,anything remotely food-related.
25.Who is your favourite comedian?
Michael McIntyre,David Mitchell,Frankie Boyle,Andy Parsons,Russell Howard,Russell Brand,Dara O Briain,Alun Cochrun,Rhod Gilbert...christ a lot of good ones.
26.What is your favourite radio station?
Uh...I don't really listen to the radio.
27.Hamburgers or cheeseburgers?
I've said it before,I'll say it again:I really will eat anything.
28.Have you ever had an all-nighter?
Who hasn't had an all-nighter?!
29.What is your eye colour?
Blue with flecks of green
30.Can you taste the difference between Pepsi and Coke?
Yes.Pepsi tastes like ABSOLUTE SHITE.
Well,if you didn't already know,I am a complete weirdo.