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Bobs funneral or not

by Frankie1 0 reviews

Does bob die or does he trick them into thinking he was dead. Read to find out r&r XD

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2011-07-29 - Updated: 2011-07-30 - 397 words

1Funny
Franks pov

I think bob died and now I'm in jail with all these tall scary men. One of their names is the ripper because he can rip clothes off people so he can rape them. He walked up to me slowly as I turned around and started walking away but then he started to run. So I made a run for it the worst part is he's my cell mate. I wish I wernt here right now."You wanna play a game small ass."The ripper said to me while ripping off my clothes reviling my black boxers with hearts on the butt."Ummm is it patty cake cuz if so I'm out."I said pulling my clothes back up and zipping it."No its not that it's much worst you'll feel pain for three days or something."Ahh no."I said as I kicked him and ran off screaming rape.

Mikeys pov

"I hope Frank is alright he could never survive in prison just thinking about what's going on worries me Gerard."I said frustrated."I know but I think he'll be alright."Gerard said wile getting his tie on because we were all going to bobs funnerall.

2 hours later

We made it and we saw a bunch of people he never showed us. Then right in the middle of the funnerall bob got up and acted like a zombie. He chases my brother making him say "Ahhh Dead Zombie Rapist."Then bob said now I'm still alive and my brother changed it to alive dead rapist which made no sence.

"Ummm Bob what about Frankie who is in prison because of you."I said a bit nervous."Oh my god you didn't well we leave him."Bob said."No let's go get him."I said a bit angry now. We walked over to the jail and we herd Frankie screaming the word rape over and over again. We told them what Happend and the got frank and gave him over to us. He was shaking in fear."What Happend."I asked suspicious."A big fat scary guy raped me so I screamed rape over and over."He said now cring. We took him home and after three days Frankie finally said."Hey he was right it would last a week.""Who told you that."Gerard asked."Umm the guy that raped me."Frankie said.
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