Gerard can't believe they are actually thinking about adopting them. Written by the lovely Gontier-Girl.
Gerard looks around. Three or four guys- Gerard can't be bothered to count- and two chicks are sitting there. Apparently they want to adopt the teens. Well, good luck, Gerard thinks. Mikey looks confused at the moment. Ray is busy being, well, Ray, and Frank just looks damn bored. These guys have gotta be crazy to even attempt this kind of thing. Maybe their wives convinced them. Gee yawns, looking as bored and teenager-y as possible in his dark clothes and hair. These guys - whatever the hell their names are- are crazy to even attempt to adopt the crazy group of kids known as My Chemical Romance.