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Stefans POV:
I sat down on the sturdy wooden double bed gazing into the mirror before me. I needed to get ready. Normally I would go for a simple pair of skinny jeans and lazy oaf, but tonight something felt different, Special. Realising I had no formal clothes, I frantically fumbled for my phone and clumsily dialied Ashleys number. I was relieved to hear the gentle tone of my bestfriends voice down the phone.
"Stef, what the fuck you want man?"
"Do you have a suit I can borrow?"
"The hell Stef, why do you want a suit?!"
"It's er, for tonight!"
"I'll be right round mate" With that, the phone line went dead.
Thoughts rushed through my head, what was Ashley going to bring for me to wear?! Last time I trusted him I ended up parading round in a full on batman suit. Shit. A loud knock came from outside my bedroom. "Stef, can I come in? Or are you...busy..?" I heard Ashleys rough voice speak. Quickly I put on some boxers and raced towards the door. Groping the door handle, I slowly turned the knob to reveal Ashley confronting me in his pyjamas holding yet another super-hero costume. This time it was worse, Cat woman. Da fuq? Ashley knows of my love of cats, but seriously?! "Dude, I didn't mean a dressing up suit!" I said with a panicked voice. "Are you trying to make me look like a dick head or something? You know I want to impress Ella"
"But Stef, that's the funny thing. You're not going to be Cat woman...Dru is!" Ashley let out a little giggle. "I'm going to go as wonder woman, It's gunna be a laugh" I swallowed hard.
"What am I going as then?" I whispered, unsure of wanting to hear the answer. Ashley Smirked. "Well..Your costume is..none other than..Princess Leia! It's gunna be sick. Now let me fix the curly bush that is located on your head."
Ashley combed slowly through my hair, easing out every knot and tangle, before carefully clipping it into two buns beside my ears. Basically, It looked like I had POOS ON MY HEAD Erugh. "What have you done?"
"I've taken your manly afro and flattened it into a very sexy womans hair do and I must say, you make a very convincing lady."
"Urgh fine, just give me my outfit. I'm getting cold standing here in just my panties" Ashley smiled, slowly handing me my robes.
I sat down on the sturdy wooden double bed gazing into the mirror before me. I needed to get ready. Normally I would go for a simple pair of skinny jeans and lazy oaf, but tonight something felt different, Special. Realising I had no formal clothes, I frantically fumbled for my phone and clumsily dialied Ashleys number. I was relieved to hear the gentle tone of my bestfriends voice down the phone.
"Stef, what the fuck you want man?"
"Do you have a suit I can borrow?"
"The hell Stef, why do you want a suit?!"
"It's er, for tonight!"
"I'll be right round mate" With that, the phone line went dead.
Thoughts rushed through my head, what was Ashley going to bring for me to wear?! Last time I trusted him I ended up parading round in a full on batman suit. Shit. A loud knock came from outside my bedroom. "Stef, can I come in? Or are you...busy..?" I heard Ashleys rough voice speak. Quickly I put on some boxers and raced towards the door. Groping the door handle, I slowly turned the knob to reveal Ashley confronting me in his pyjamas holding yet another super-hero costume. This time it was worse, Cat woman. Da fuq? Ashley knows of my love of cats, but seriously?! "Dude, I didn't mean a dressing up suit!" I said with a panicked voice. "Are you trying to make me look like a dick head or something? You know I want to impress Ella"
"But Stef, that's the funny thing. You're not going to be Cat woman...Dru is!" Ashley let out a little giggle. "I'm going to go as wonder woman, It's gunna be a laugh" I swallowed hard.
"What am I going as then?" I whispered, unsure of wanting to hear the answer. Ashley Smirked. "Well..Your costume is..none other than..Princess Leia! It's gunna be sick. Now let me fix the curly bush that is located on your head."
Ashley combed slowly through my hair, easing out every knot and tangle, before carefully clipping it into two buns beside my ears. Basically, It looked like I had POOS ON MY HEAD Erugh. "What have you done?"
"I've taken your manly afro and flattened it into a very sexy womans hair do and I must say, you make a very convincing lady."
"Urgh fine, just give me my outfit. I'm getting cold standing here in just my panties" Ashley smiled, slowly handing me my robes.
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