Just another episode of everyone's favorite talk show.
Vegeta seens even crankier than usual today.
Vegeta: After a VERY long and tedious disscussion with the author, we have decided to rename the show: Ask The DBZ Cast.It doesn't have the same ring to it, but it is what it is. Now, on to the first question.
Do you ever get sick of OVER 9000 jokes?
Vegeta: Do I ever get sick of them? Some days I feel like shoving a Scouter down the throat of the first person who says 9000!
Goku: Remember when you actually did that?
Vegeta: (laughs) Yeah. Stupid fanboy.
Goku: (sighs) Good times. Good times.
Bulma: I am never taking him to Comicon ever again. Mainly because he was banned for life, but you know.
Vegeta: Next question.
Do any of you have an imaginary friend?
Vegeta: Why would you even ask that? Of course none of us have an imaginary friends!
Ghost Nappa: Vegetaaaaa!
Vegeta's face pales.
Vegeta: What do you want from me? I killed you for a reason!
Everyone stares in silence at Vegeta.
Bulma: ... Honey, are you feeling alright?
Ghost Nappa: Is that your wife, Vegeta? She's hot.
Vegeta: Stay away from my woman! I'm trying to host a talk show!
Ghost Nappa: I know. I watch this show all the time.
Vegeta: How can you watch it all the time? This is only the second episode!
Ghost Nappa:(shrugs)) Whatever. Aren't you supposed to be answering questions?
Vegeta: I was trying to answer it, but you interupted me!
Ghost Nappa: Because you lied.
Vegeta: What do you mean? I don't have an imaginary friend!
Ghost Nappa: What about me?
Vegeta: You are not imaginary nor are you my friend!
Goku scoots aways from Vegeta.
Ghost Nappa: Awwww. You're so mean, Vegeta!
Vegeta: I'm mean because you're stupid!
Goku: Ok! On to the next question.
Mr. Dude Guy asks:
Why does Freeza wear lipstick?
Vegeta stares at the paper for a moment.
Vegeta: Different question!
Cheese Pants asks:
Do any of you have hobbies besides fighting?
Vegeta: Well, i believe Chich enjoys screaming at people and hitting them with cookware.
Chichi glares at him and pulls her Frying Pan of Death from nowhere. She gives Vegeta a quick whack over the head before returning to her seat.
Vegeta: (rubbing his head) Thank you for the demonstration, Chichi. Well, thanks for watching. See you next time on Ask the DBZ Cast.