Frank is not going to go. No one on earth- or on any other planet- can make him. He will die before they win.
(#) PartyPooperX 2012-09-08 06:22:35 AMthis is so surreal, I love it to pieces. Frank is adorable, I want a son like him. How old is he meant to be actually? he's such a retard i love him so much
there really isnt anything else i can say except that this is one of my favourite stories on here simply because of its bizarre amazingness and of course baby frank. more please.
Author's responseIt was honestly written to troll, in the beginningI don't even know what's happening
Frank is twelve right now but he gets older (Older in the most literal sense of the word)
Super glad you're enjoying it, it was a lot of fun to write!
(#) scarlett_fitch2027 2012-09-09 02:50:06 AMAm rather confused at why I find a foul little boy with pretty Narzi views so impossibly adorable. Maybe it's the fact that he reminds me of Christopher from The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightime (has you read it you should read it) like here
"Frank closes his eyes and imagines he is alone on a canoe in South America whilst the rest of the world burns around him but he is safe because of the water."
Loved that so much. This is one of my favourites already, please please keep it up.
Author's responseI love him as though he is my own son. And I have! Pooper said that on the last chapter. I think they would hate each other in real life
Glad you're enjoying it!
(#) NotKissingYouGoodBye 2012-10-02 12:56:52 AMI'm enjoying this story so much...it's odd and bizarre and completely unreal XD I'm loving it. plz update ASAP!
I can't wait to find out what our crazy little Frankie is going to do next XD keep up the good work.
Author's responseFrank's a total sweetheart
I'll update once I've retrieved the notebook!
(#) KelseyChem 2012-11-19 09:15:55 PMFrank closes his eyes and imagines he is alone on a canoe in South America whilst the rest of the world burns around him but he is safe because of the water.
Where in the bloody fucking vast reaches of hell do you come up with this material ?
I honestly don't know why (I sincerely cannot comprehend why) but this makes me laugh so hard.
Let me marry you both.
Author's responseThe truth is, we are Frank (as a collective).
But seriously I don't know, I get real bored and my mind wonders. If you want to marry me you'll have to ask my dad first, y'know blessings and all that but other than that i'm game
(#) nerds_assemble 2012-12-23 12:46:01 PMAHMYGAWDNESS.
This is so hilariously awesome and how is it poetic but still funny?!?!?!?!!?!
Thank your parents for making you and for that moment you heard MCR and were all "I'm gonna write fanfiction." and so it begins...the student becomes the master...and now the master is a monkey...
So sorry for that. Too much SNL I believe.
X_o Keep kicking it!
Author's responseIt is because at heart, I am a poet.
Seriously though, thanks so much! I'm really glad you're enjoying it. I don't think my parents are as proud.
I'm avoiding the SNL comment because I don't know what that isssss