"Ryan shut up in this you and Brendon are fuck buddies"
The group looked around the room confused.
"Wait, where the fuck are we?" Frank broke the silence angrily confused
"I don't know! Sam must've forgotten!" Gerard snapped back at the short guitarist
"You are not the same guy I fell in love with!" Frank growled unknowing to what he just admitted
"WHAT?!" Everyone screamed at the two, demanding answers
"Um I was talking to Gonzales" Frank lied, face turning a brighter shade of red than Gerard's hair once was
"Really? I thought nobody loved that loser." Pewdie shrugged, honestly thinking nobody gave 2 fucks about Stephano's younger brother
"SOMEONE LOVES ME?!" Gonzales screamed from his spot on Mr.Chair
"No, I meant Jennifer." All eyes turned towards the girl, causing her to yell
"MIKEYLOVESUNICORNS!" Everyone now somewhat dizzy from all the turning looked at the bassist
"It's true, I have; well had one names Sparkly Bass" Rolling their eyes the group turned around once again to see Frank pinned against the wall by a VERRRY jealous Bob
"Dude! What did I do?" Frank squeaked as the drummer had a hard grip on his throat.
"YOU BAHSTARD JENNIFER IS MINE!" Bob yelled through clenched teeth
"But-but PEWDIE I LOVE YOU! LETS GET MARRIED" a rock screamed at the gamer, causing a girl with neon pink hair and a blue streak to walk out snapping like a sassy black girl.
"Oh Hael no! Bitch he's mine!" The mystery girl screames, grabbing the rocn and lobbing her at a certain gold statue.
"OH NO STEPHANO!" The same girl screamed running over to the poor statue picking it up from under the overly fat rock.
"Allos, Sam. I am the real Stephano." A second statue walked up confusing the poor bright hair girl.
"What?!" She screamed jumping to her feet flailing her arms.
"I KNOW! Pewdie do something stupid!" Jennifer the girl yelled, as she kept trying to pry Bob off Frank.
"Um okay? Here's my lantern, oooooh I call this one the booth slap, psch, psch." Pewdie laughed retardly as he did so; this act of wasting a very valuble variable in Amnesia causing Jennifer (the girl) to bite her tounge.
"PEWDIE STOP WASTING YOUR LAUNTURN!" Stephano yelled from beside Mr. Chair
"Hehehe booty slap" Obviously Gonzaes laughed at this act.
"STEPHANO YOU DIDN'T GET CRUSHED BY FAT JENNIFER!" Sam screamed picking up the small statue
"I'M NOT FAT NOW SAM DONT WASTE YOUR LAUNTURN!" Jennifer yelled flailing; which in turn she slapped Bob in the face.
"NOT YOU! Your the OC of my Ficwaffle wife, so you can't be fat" Sam crossed her arms, hair falling into her face
"Oh, Ray I didn't see you there" Shayla walked up, dyed green hair pulled into a ponytail
"HOLY MOFO IS SHE GOING TO HUMP HIS LEG?!" Jennifer screamed pointing at the two friends.
"Ask Sam, she's writing it." Ray shrugged
"IS THAT STEFANO?" A woman no taller than 5"1 walked in, wearing a black Jack Skelington hoodie, and a pair of green DC's
"Love your shoes." Shayla pointed out; showing her love for that particular colour.
"Oh thanks, and Sami"
"NO ITS SAM AND MOM GET OUT OF MY FIC!" Sam pointed to the door
"Is he your little boyfriend in this?" Sam's mom asked about the gamer, causing their faces to go brighter than Sam's hair
"Uhhhh," Pewdie had no comeback to this
"WHAT? I thought you were my hoe?" Jon walked in a sad look on his face
"Naw don't worry I'm a lot of people's hoes" Sam cooed walking over to the bassist
"Oh yeah?! Like who?"
"To name a few, Mikey Way Mike Ayley and Dirnt, Josh Ramsay, Matt Webb, Cone, Jacob Hoggard and so many more." The bassist nodded suprised in how many guys she was a hoe to.
"Yeah, we don't forget who we're hoes with. I was Patrick Stump's hoe from 5th grade to 7th. And I still remember him:" Jennifer piped up
"I'm still a Ray hoe." Shayla shrugged right as a guy with a feminine figure ran in
"ABSTINENCE! ABSTINENCE YOU DIRTY SEX MONGRELS!" He yelled
"Ryan, shut up in this you and Brendon are fuck buddies." Sam rolled her eyes
"B-bu" He started
"No, you belong to AJ." He looked at the ground walking away sadly
"What's this about being so many guys hoe's?" Sam's mom asked
"YOUR STILL HERE? GOD GO TAKE FAT JENNIFER SHOPPING OR SOMETHING!" Sam flailed as her mom picked up the rock and a lanturn.
"DONT WASTE YOUR LANTURN!" Jennifer screamed to the two.