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I'm Totally RIpping Elli Off on This One

Stuff I've done over the years; I'm posting this becaaause...I'm a dumbass

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres:  - Characters:  - Published: 2013/03/02 - Updated: 2013/03/02 - 1766 words

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• I'm Totally RIpping Elli Off on This One

  (#) electricviolence 2013-03-02 02:31:12 AM

  SAM YOU CUNT THIS ISN'T A FUCKING STORY!
  
  thug lyf chose me and only me.

• I'm Totally RIpping Elli Off on This One

  (#) electricviolence 2013-03-02 02:32:57 AM

  Can be taken two ways.
  
  Sam you cunt, this isn't a (fucking) story.
  
  Sam, you cunt, this isn't a fucking story.
  
  Hehehehehee.
  I don't know.
  I'M PROBABLY GOING TO SPAM YOU NOW

• I'm Totally RIpping Elli Off on This One

  (#) electricviolence 2013-03-02 02:33:27 AM

  BUT
  
  DOUGHNUTS ARE THE LIFE SOURCE.
  THE
  LIFE
  SOURCE.

• I'm Totally RIpping Elli Off on This One

  (#) electricviolence 2013-03-02 02:34:06 AM

  Hobos do follow you.
  
  They follow everyone.
  
  LEGIT, DAWG.

• I'm Totally RIpping Elli Off on This One

  (#) electricviolence 2013-03-02 02:34:48 AM

  THE BITCH WHO'S NO LONGER YOUR FRIEND IS MISSING OUT ON A FANTASTIC PERSON.

• I'm Totally RIpping Elli Off on This One

  (#) electricviolence 2013-03-02 02:35:31 AM

  I dare you to dress up like a taco and sing a song for me.

• I'm Totally RIpping Elli Off on This One

  (#) electricviolence 2013-03-02 02:36:00 AM

  CUNT
  CUNT
  CUNT
  CUNT
  NO LYING, DUDE
  CUNT
  CUNT
  CUNT
  CUNT

• I'm Totally RIpping Elli Off on This One

  (#) electricviolence 2013-03-02 02:36:40 AM

  One erection makes my ears bleed.
  
  OGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
  BURNNNNNNN.

• I'm Totally RIpping Elli Off on This One

  (#) electricviolence 2013-03-02 02:37:58 AM

  DUDE
  DUDE
  I LOVE YOU.
  OKAY.
  I LOVE YOU.
  AND
  AND
  I'M SPAMMING AND I'M SORRY.
  BUT I TOTALLY LOVE YOU.
  CAUSE.
  YOU'RE AWESOME.
  AND AND AND.
  
  YOLOSWAGGYOLO DON'T FUCKING HATE ME SAM I DID THIS OUT OF LOVE.

• I'm Totally RIpping Elli Off on This One

  (#) electricviolence 2013-03-02 02:41:56 AM

  DUDE
  DUDE
  I LOVE YOU.
  OKAY.
  I LOVE YOU.
  AND
  AND
  I'M SPAMMING AND I'M SORRY.
  BUT I TOTALLY LOVE YOU.
  CAUSE.
  YOU'RE AWESOME.
  AND AND AND.
  
  YOLOSWAGGYOLO DON'T FUCKING HATE ME SAM I DID THIS OUT OF LOVE.

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