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Day Three

by RyanThePushyVirgin 2 reviews

Mystery...partially solved?

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres:  - Published: 2013-03-06 - 119 words

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I GAVE MY HOUR LECTURE!
There were tears at the end...
mostly from me.
ANYWAYS,
THOSE PUNK ASS KIDS DIDN'T CLAP AT THE END.
PUNK ASS HOOLIGANS.
WATCH THEM ALL GET PREGNANT WITH HIV AND DIE!


Also,
I THINK I SOLVED THE LIMPING MYSTERY!
I overheard Dallon and Brendon in a bathroom stall, moaning one another's names.
SO I SOLVED IT.
They are a singing duo! They were practicing.
But I still smell some tension...
I'll find this out...
AND FRANK AND GERARD!
THEY'RE COOL!
BUT I FOUND OUT:
THEY'RE ACTORS!
STUNT ACTORS.
THEY HURT THEIR BUMS FROM FALLING!
WHICH IS WHY THEY LIMP AND DON'T SIT!
Again, still smelling some sort of tension.
So this isn't COMPLETELY over.
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