FicWad

Hey, guys!

So, yesterday, I ran through the park telling kids about Abstinence.
Then, they threw water balloons at me.
THEY WILL GROW UP TO BE SEX FILLED KIDS

I saw stories about my friend Brendon and I.
WHAT IS THIS?
HE'S DATING DALLON.
Okay, so he isn't REALLY dating Dallon.
But he will be.
SOON.
They seem like a fun, ABSTINENT couple.
They're always going out and jogging and coming back limping.
They exercise good and get their minds off of sex.
GOOD FOR THEM!

Spencer is at my house.
He just found out what "YOLO" is.
It's consuming him.
I fear the worst for him.
SAY HI, SPENCE

Spencer: yolo wazzup yo

BAD SPENCER

Spencer: Yo hop off i do what i want

ABSTINENCE
I NEED TO GO LECTURE HIM
GOODBYE