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Harry Potter and the Deaged Potions Professor
0 reviewsSeverus Snape is deaged into a baby from a Potions accident and Harry has to take care of him. There are spankings.
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Harry and his friends were in Charms when Dumbledore interrupted
" Sorry for the intteruption Filus, but can I speak to Mr. Potter please?" Dumbledore asked
" Yes Headmaster you may" Flitwick said
Dumbledore's eyes twinkled and looked at Harry, " You should bring your things my boy"
" Yes sir" Harry said and began packing up all of his things and then followed the Headmaster out of the room
" Professor where are we going? This isn't the way to your office" Harry said and was quiet for a few more minutes and saw where they were headed, " Why are we going to the Hospital Wing?"
Dumbledore sighed, " You'll see Harry"
Nothing else was said until they got to the Hospital Wing. McGonagall was in the Hospital Wing with Pomfrey
" Well it's about time Albus, he's been very fussy, not wanting a bottle or letting Poppy check him over" McGonagall said
Poppy came over to the group, " He won't let me check his nappy"
" So I believe that he has his memories, is that correct?" Dumbledore asked
" Aparently but he really needs his nappy changed and he won't let me change it" Pomfrey said
" My dear you do realize he's only a three month old baby" Dumbledore reminded Pomfrey
Pomfrey glared at the Headmater, " Tell that to him and tell him to cooperate"
This talk didn't make any sense to Harry and he was really confused, " What are you talking about?"
McGonagall finally looked at Harry, " Oh Potter I forgot you were here... there was an accident in the Potions classroom that involved a messed up first year potion and the victim of that potion was Professor Snape" McGonagall said
Harry still looked very confused, he didn't understand what any of this had to do with him, in fact Harry didn't want anything to do with the Greasy Git, after all that Harry was put through last year, but he was still curious why he was taken out of Charms, " What does this have to do with me?"
" A lot" McGonagall said
" Harry come with me" Dumbledore said
They went to a bed with a closed curtain, when they opened the curtain it wasn't a regular bed, but a crib and in the crib was a glaring three month old baby with black hair
" Harry we need you to be Severus's guardian" Dumbledore said
Harry's jaw dropped, " WHAT?"
" You need to be Severus's guardian" Dumbledore said calmly
" Yah I got that... why me? Why not somebody from his own house like... Malfoy? Malfoy worships Snape" Harry said
" Harry it has to be you... certain things might be revealed if he is in the care of a Slytherin" Dumbledore said and then smiled and had a twinkle in his eye, " Plus, I think at the end of this you both will get along quite nicely"
" Yah right, Snape hates me" Harry protested
Severus kicked the crib in protest, he didn't want Potter to watch him
Dumbledore looked down at Severus and smiled with that annoying twinkle in his eye, " It looks like Severus wants this to work"
" What? No, that is not what I want" Severus tried saying but it was baby talk
" Awe how cute, he's talking" Dumbledore smiled and it made Severus even more angry and he kicked the crib with all his might in protest but it wasn't very hard
" Professor he's not trying to be cute... Snape's frustrated and I don't blame him" Harry said
He saw Dumbledore making funny faces at Snape and Snape just rolled his eyes and looked away
" Professor stop making faces at him, he has his adult memories... that's just insulting" Harry said
Dumbledore stopped and looked at Harry and then Severus, " Sorry my boy, I keep forgetting"
Severus rolled his eyes again, " Yah right" he thought
" Well I suggest we get you two boys settled into your new rooms, Harry your things are already down and we already went shopping for Severus" Dumbledore said
" Sir, how long is he going to be like this?" Harry asked
" He will be less than a year old for two weeks then it will be time for his shot and he will then be a year old, he will be a year old for two months until it's time for the next shot and he'll then be two and from then on he needs a shot every two months" Dumbledore explained
" So he's only going to be six in one year?" Harry asked startled
Dumbledore chuckled, " No...when the two months are up when he's five he will get a bigger dose that will age him to eleven and two months later he will be seventeen and two months later he will be his rightful age of thirty six"
" Its still going to be a year before he's normal right?" Harry asked
" Yes" Dumbledore said
Harry sighed
" Come on let me show you two your new rooms" Dumbledore was too happy for Harry's and Snape's tastes
Before Harry could pick Snape out of the crib Madame Pomfrey stopped him
" Potter" Pomfrey said
" Yes Madame?" Harry asked
" Do you know how to carry a baby this small?" Pomfrey asked
" Um... no" Harry answered truthfully
" Oh great Potters Literally going to be the death of me" Snape thought
" Well for babies as young as Severus is, you need to hold his head and put him on your shoulder with your hand on his neck the whole time can you manage that?" She asked
" Yes... just the way he has to be burped after a bottle right?" Harry asked, he knew that by watching a movie on the telly at the Dursley's one time
" Yes Potter that is right, make sure you have a towel or something on your shoulder before you burp him though, all babies spit up" Pomfrey said
Harry paled and then thought of something and he looked even paler if that was possible, " That's not the worst of it is it?"
Dumbledore chuckled and shook his head no
Harry sighed, " Nappies?"
" Nappies" Dumbledore agreed
" This can't get any more embarrassing" Severus thought and then out of his control soiled his nappy more than what it was, " Or maybe it can"
" Speaking of Nappies, I think somebody needs a change" Dumbledore said with a sniff and picked up Severus, " Yep I am correct" Dumbledore looked at Harry and he looked as horrified as Snape did
" I don't know how" Harry said
" Well Mr. Potter by this time next week you will be a pro, Give him here Albus, Potter you will watch" Pomfrey said and Dumbledore handed over the squirming Severus over and Pomfrey conjured a changing table and laid Severus on it
Automatically Snape began squirming trying to get away from Pomfrey
" Oh Severus calm down, I know this is embarrassing but you are a baby now get that in your head" Pomfrey chastised
Snape began kicking his legs in protest
" You can kick as much as you want Severus but I am changing your nappy" Pomfrey said and grabbed Snape's little legs, " Now pay attention Potter because you will have to do this many more times before the day is up"
Harry watched as Pomfrey changed his professor's dirty nappy while the said professor had his eyes closed in embarrassment
Finally Pomfrey finished, " There all done, now that wasn't so bad was it Severus?" She asked
Snape glared daggers at the mediwitch
" I can take him now madame" Harry said
" Yes... here... careful... that's it" Poppy said handing Snape over
" Well, lets go then" Dumbledore said and the three guys left the Hospital Wing
Harry followed Dumbledore to the fifth floor and to a portrait of a Quidditch pitch
" The password is Snitch" Dumbledore said
The portrait opened up and they walked inside
" Welcome home you two" Dumbledore greeted
There was a common room with fluffy brown carpet, beige walls, furnished with a brown couch and coffee table, there was a dining room with a place for four, the bedroom had a king sized bed in the middle of the room with Gryffindor colors on it. To the left of the room was a black crib with green sheets on the inside also next to the crib was a changing table that had tons of nappies, wipes, and other baby needs
" The changing table will replenish itself when it gets low" Dumbledore informed and Harry nodded then Dumbledore looked around the room, " Well it looks like you're all set... on your bedroom door there is a list of things you have to do in the mornings and in the nights... they're just reminders if you forget" Dumbledore said with a twinkle
" Sir what am I supposed to feed him? Baby food or a bottle?" Harry asked
Dumbledore thought for a minute, " At this age baby formula, in a week start on baby food but still give him a bottle because according to Poppy he would be a little older, after his shot baby food and he can have juice in a bottle, I will tell you more later, you don't want to have to much information at once, you might get confused and we don't want that
Harry nodded in agreement
" so any more questions?" Dumbledore asked
" No, I think I got everything down" Harry said
" Good, you might want to put Severus down, he could get heavy" Dumbledore said noticing that Harry didn't put Severus down yet
" I will when he does" Harry said
Dumbledore smiled, " Well good luck you two"
" Thanks" Harry said with a smile and thought, " I'm going to need it"
Dumbledore's eye twinkled when he left the room
" Sorry for the intteruption Filus, but can I speak to Mr. Potter please?" Dumbledore asked
" Yes Headmaster you may" Flitwick said
Dumbledore's eyes twinkled and looked at Harry, " You should bring your things my boy"
" Yes sir" Harry said and began packing up all of his things and then followed the Headmaster out of the room
" Professor where are we going? This isn't the way to your office" Harry said and was quiet for a few more minutes and saw where they were headed, " Why are we going to the Hospital Wing?"
Dumbledore sighed, " You'll see Harry"
Nothing else was said until they got to the Hospital Wing. McGonagall was in the Hospital Wing with Pomfrey
" Well it's about time Albus, he's been very fussy, not wanting a bottle or letting Poppy check him over" McGonagall said
Poppy came over to the group, " He won't let me check his nappy"
" So I believe that he has his memories, is that correct?" Dumbledore asked
" Aparently but he really needs his nappy changed and he won't let me change it" Pomfrey said
" My dear you do realize he's only a three month old baby" Dumbledore reminded Pomfrey
Pomfrey glared at the Headmater, " Tell that to him and tell him to cooperate"
This talk didn't make any sense to Harry and he was really confused, " What are you talking about?"
McGonagall finally looked at Harry, " Oh Potter I forgot you were here... there was an accident in the Potions classroom that involved a messed up first year potion and the victim of that potion was Professor Snape" McGonagall said
Harry still looked very confused, he didn't understand what any of this had to do with him, in fact Harry didn't want anything to do with the Greasy Git, after all that Harry was put through last year, but he was still curious why he was taken out of Charms, " What does this have to do with me?"
" A lot" McGonagall said
" Harry come with me" Dumbledore said
They went to a bed with a closed curtain, when they opened the curtain it wasn't a regular bed, but a crib and in the crib was a glaring three month old baby with black hair
" Harry we need you to be Severus's guardian" Dumbledore said
Harry's jaw dropped, " WHAT?"
" You need to be Severus's guardian" Dumbledore said calmly
" Yah I got that... why me? Why not somebody from his own house like... Malfoy? Malfoy worships Snape" Harry said
" Harry it has to be you... certain things might be revealed if he is in the care of a Slytherin" Dumbledore said and then smiled and had a twinkle in his eye, " Plus, I think at the end of this you both will get along quite nicely"
" Yah right, Snape hates me" Harry protested
Severus kicked the crib in protest, he didn't want Potter to watch him
Dumbledore looked down at Severus and smiled with that annoying twinkle in his eye, " It looks like Severus wants this to work"
" What? No, that is not what I want" Severus tried saying but it was baby talk
" Awe how cute, he's talking" Dumbledore smiled and it made Severus even more angry and he kicked the crib with all his might in protest but it wasn't very hard
" Professor he's not trying to be cute... Snape's frustrated and I don't blame him" Harry said
He saw Dumbledore making funny faces at Snape and Snape just rolled his eyes and looked away
" Professor stop making faces at him, he has his adult memories... that's just insulting" Harry said
Dumbledore stopped and looked at Harry and then Severus, " Sorry my boy, I keep forgetting"
Severus rolled his eyes again, " Yah right" he thought
" Well I suggest we get you two boys settled into your new rooms, Harry your things are already down and we already went shopping for Severus" Dumbledore said
" Sir, how long is he going to be like this?" Harry asked
" He will be less than a year old for two weeks then it will be time for his shot and he will then be a year old, he will be a year old for two months until it's time for the next shot and he'll then be two and from then on he needs a shot every two months" Dumbledore explained
" So he's only going to be six in one year?" Harry asked startled
Dumbledore chuckled, " No...when the two months are up when he's five he will get a bigger dose that will age him to eleven and two months later he will be seventeen and two months later he will be his rightful age of thirty six"
" Its still going to be a year before he's normal right?" Harry asked
" Yes" Dumbledore said
Harry sighed
" Come on let me show you two your new rooms" Dumbledore was too happy for Harry's and Snape's tastes
Before Harry could pick Snape out of the crib Madame Pomfrey stopped him
" Potter" Pomfrey said
" Yes Madame?" Harry asked
" Do you know how to carry a baby this small?" Pomfrey asked
" Um... no" Harry answered truthfully
" Oh great Potters Literally going to be the death of me" Snape thought
" Well for babies as young as Severus is, you need to hold his head and put him on your shoulder with your hand on his neck the whole time can you manage that?" She asked
" Yes... just the way he has to be burped after a bottle right?" Harry asked, he knew that by watching a movie on the telly at the Dursley's one time
" Yes Potter that is right, make sure you have a towel or something on your shoulder before you burp him though, all babies spit up" Pomfrey said
Harry paled and then thought of something and he looked even paler if that was possible, " That's not the worst of it is it?"
Dumbledore chuckled and shook his head no
Harry sighed, " Nappies?"
" Nappies" Dumbledore agreed
" This can't get any more embarrassing" Severus thought and then out of his control soiled his nappy more than what it was, " Or maybe it can"
" Speaking of Nappies, I think somebody needs a change" Dumbledore said with a sniff and picked up Severus, " Yep I am correct" Dumbledore looked at Harry and he looked as horrified as Snape did
" I don't know how" Harry said
" Well Mr. Potter by this time next week you will be a pro, Give him here Albus, Potter you will watch" Pomfrey said and Dumbledore handed over the squirming Severus over and Pomfrey conjured a changing table and laid Severus on it
Automatically Snape began squirming trying to get away from Pomfrey
" Oh Severus calm down, I know this is embarrassing but you are a baby now get that in your head" Pomfrey chastised
Snape began kicking his legs in protest
" You can kick as much as you want Severus but I am changing your nappy" Pomfrey said and grabbed Snape's little legs, " Now pay attention Potter because you will have to do this many more times before the day is up"
Harry watched as Pomfrey changed his professor's dirty nappy while the said professor had his eyes closed in embarrassment
Finally Pomfrey finished, " There all done, now that wasn't so bad was it Severus?" She asked
Snape glared daggers at the mediwitch
" I can take him now madame" Harry said
" Yes... here... careful... that's it" Poppy said handing Snape over
" Well, lets go then" Dumbledore said and the three guys left the Hospital Wing
Harry followed Dumbledore to the fifth floor and to a portrait of a Quidditch pitch
" The password is Snitch" Dumbledore said
The portrait opened up and they walked inside
" Welcome home you two" Dumbledore greeted
There was a common room with fluffy brown carpet, beige walls, furnished with a brown couch and coffee table, there was a dining room with a place for four, the bedroom had a king sized bed in the middle of the room with Gryffindor colors on it. To the left of the room was a black crib with green sheets on the inside also next to the crib was a changing table that had tons of nappies, wipes, and other baby needs
" The changing table will replenish itself when it gets low" Dumbledore informed and Harry nodded then Dumbledore looked around the room, " Well it looks like you're all set... on your bedroom door there is a list of things you have to do in the mornings and in the nights... they're just reminders if you forget" Dumbledore said with a twinkle
" Sir what am I supposed to feed him? Baby food or a bottle?" Harry asked
Dumbledore thought for a minute, " At this age baby formula, in a week start on baby food but still give him a bottle because according to Poppy he would be a little older, after his shot baby food and he can have juice in a bottle, I will tell you more later, you don't want to have to much information at once, you might get confused and we don't want that
Harry nodded in agreement
" so any more questions?" Dumbledore asked
" No, I think I got everything down" Harry said
" Good, you might want to put Severus down, he could get heavy" Dumbledore said noticing that Harry didn't put Severus down yet
" I will when he does" Harry said
Dumbledore smiled, " Well good luck you two"
" Thanks" Harry said with a smile and thought, " I'm going to need it"
Dumbledore's eye twinkled when he left the room
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