Categories > Books > Harry Potter > Harry Potter and the Deaged Potions Professor

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Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres:  - Published: 2013-10-30 - 3188 words

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" How in the world do I get into these messes" Snape thought, " And what is it with Albus trying to get me and Potter together? And why hasn't he put me down yet?"

Snape began to wiggle to get free from Harry's grip

" Wow wow wow calm down professor, fine I'll put you down" Harry said and hurriedly laid him down in the middle of the bed on his back

Snape was still glaring daggers at Harry

" You know you glaring at me is going to get old fast since I'm stuck being your guardian for at least a year. Can we try to put our differences aside?" Harry asked looking down at the angry looking baby

Harry didn't get an answer and he sighed, " This is going to be a long year" He thought

Harry and Snape were in the middle of a starring contest well that's what it would look like if somebody came in and looked at them, they were actually thinking about the situation they were in

" I cannot believe I'm stuck with Potter as my guardian, anybody would be better than Potter... well... maybe not anybody, I wouldn't want Longbottom or any of the Weasley boys... but why Potter?" Severus thought, " Dumbledore you meddlesome old coot"

" I wonder what Ron and Hermione is going to say about this, Hermione might be ok with it because she respects all the teachers, but Ron, well you never know with Ron, what in the world am I going to do about class? I'm going to have to take him with me, Headmaster you meddlesome old coot" Harry thought, " Well I think I better start reading the parenting books on the nightstand"

Harry grabbed a book on the nightstand and looked at it

Snape saw the cover at the book and rolled his eyes and laughed

" What you think it's funny that I have to read these? Well I'm reading them to take care of you" Harry said

Snape glared and stuck out his tongue

" Childish" Harry said and rolled his eyes

Snape rolled over on his stomach " Ten points from Gryffindor Potter for your cheek" Snape said but it sounded like baby talk but it sounded mad

" I don't know what you just said but I can guess, you just took points from Gryffindor right? News flash, you're not a professor right now, you're a baby" Harry said

Snape stuck his tongue out again

Harry rolled his eyes, " Well at least you can roll over, according to this book it means that you're almost four months old and you can keep your head up without needing my hand on your neck 24/7"

Snape rolled his eyes again, " Poppys too protective" He thought, " Thank Merlin I'm not that young"

" So are we going to have a truce or not?" Harry asked

Snape sighed and said "ok" but it sounded like "ay" to Harry

" Ok, I hope that was a yes" Harry said

" Well it was an Ok but yes" Snape thought

" Ok now the next question... I can't just keep calling you sir and Professor and Snape is just too informal, would you mind if I called you by your first name?" Harry asked

Snape was very quiet for a long time and it was making Harry nervous

" Well at least I still make him nervous" Snape thought, " Potters right, calling a baby Sir and Professor is weird and Snape is too informal, Fine I'll let him call me Severus, but he better not call me Sevy or Sev" He said, " ay"

Harry smiled which made Severus smile a bit and then he caught himself and scowled which made Harry chuckle and pick him up which confused Severus

" Come on, I think it's time for a bottle" Harry said

Severus groaned but his stomach growled

" Well your stomach agrees with me, hopefully soon you will to" Harry said

Harry walked into the Common room, put Severus in a play pen that Harry thought Dumbledore gave them before he left, walked into the dining room and got into the cupboard that said Baby Formula on it and there was a paper that told Harry how to make it, he followed the directions that were written for him and made sure the temperature was right so it wouldn't be too hot or too cold then he set the bottle on the coffee table and went to the playpen and picked up Severus, he then accioed a bib and a spit up towel from the bedroom and tied the bib on Severus and set aside the spit up towel, he then positioned Severus on his left arm and fed him the bottle, at first Severus was fighting but his stomach growled again

" Come on Severus open up, your tummy will feel better" Harry said

" Tummy? Stomach Potter and I am not eating anything that you make for all I know it could be poisioned" Severus thought

" Come on open up, your tummy will feel better" Harry said

Severus shook his head no

Harry sighed, " I promise it's not poisioned or anything, I followed the directions down perfectly

Severus glared at Harry

" I am a lot better cook then I am at potions, actually I think I would be good at potions if somebody didn't always breathe down my neck and another somebody didn't throw things in my potions" Harry said

Severus lifted an eyebrow

" Yah you know what I'm talking about, trust me, I'm a very good cook, now open up" Harry said

" Oh well if it is poisioned at least I wouldn't have to be a stupid spy for Dumbledore anymore or a Death Eater any more and I'll be with Lily" Severus thought and then his stomach growled. Severus groaned once more but opened his mouth and let the warm liquid fill his stomach, " This is actually really good, who knew Potter could actually mix something, of course it's only baby formula"

Severus was asleep before the formula was gone

Harry wiped Severus's mouth off with the bib and then put the spit up towel on his shoulder and lifted Severs and burped him. He did it all without waking him up

Harry silently walked into the bedroom and laid Severus in his crib

The next day both Harry and Severus were dreading, because everybody would know that Severus was deaged and that Harry Potter was taking care of him. It would be hard for Harry to explain it

Last night has been ok for both of them, Severus really didn't like being naked in front of Harry but he figured that he would be naked in front of Harry a lot since he was only three months old, he still closed his eyes during his bath and when he got his nappies changed, Harry was actually pretty good at taking care of Severus, of course it was only the first night. Before Severus's 7:30 bedtime Harry read him a muggle book called Barney and Friends, Severus was almost asleep when Harry finished the book so he made Severus a bottle and fed it to him which made Severus go to sleep

The next morning Harry woke up earlier then he would usually to get ready for the day before he had to wake up Severus, Severus slepped most of the night, he woke up twice, both times needing his nappy changed and a bottle of milk Harry considered himself lucky because usually at this age babies would wake up at least four times during the night

Harry woke Severus up by patting his back lightly

Severus groaned he didn't want to be woken up, he woke up twice last night and he didn't want to wake up again

" Come on Severus it's time to wake up" Harry said softly

Severus groaned again but he opened his eyes with a glare and he sat up and rubbed his eyes

" Wow" Harry said

" Hm?" Severus asked with his eyes closed

" You sat up, three month olds can't do that, I think you aged a month" Harry said

Severus nodded in agreement and then yawned

Harry picked Severus up and laid him down on the changing table to change his nappy and dressed him in a dark green sweatshirt and black pants with black socks, he then picked Severus up and walked out of the bedroom and set him down in the play pen, Harry saw that Severus laid down in the playpen and closed his eyes

Harry began packing a diaper bag for the day, making sure he had enough nappies, wipes, an extra pair of clothes just in case things got messy, a pacifier, a blanket, soft toys, enough formula powder and anything else he could think of that Severus would need, he then put that on his shoulder and then picked up Severus who protested

" Yes I know you're tired and you can sleep in your play pen when we get to class, but right now we got to go to the Great Hall for breakfast, since you are four months old, I think you're old enough to try some baby food, I think Pomfrey miscalculated on how old you would be in a couple weeks" Harry said and then shrunk the playpen and put it in the diaper bag, and then he shrunk the diaper bag and put the diaper bag in his school bag

Severus put his head on Harry's shoulder and just rested

Harry stood by the front door

" Well this is it, you ready?" Harry asked

Severus nodded

Harry opened the door and walked out into the hall

Half way down their first gasp was a couple first year Hufflepuffs and a couple third year Ravenclaws

There was a lot of talking when they got to the Great Hall and when Harry and Severus entered everybody starred and started whispering

" Oh great first year and fourth year all over again" Harry whispered and hurried towards his seat at the Gryffindor Table where a highchair magically appeared

Harry was greatful and seated Severus in and tied a bib around his neck

" Do you want to try baby food?" Harry whispered

Severus nodded and his eyes were closed

All of a sudden a bowl of baby food appeared in front of Severus

" House elves know everything" Harry said to himself and sat down right next to Severus and poured himself some cereal

Harry just began to feed Severus the baby food when Ron and Hermione sat down

" Harry why are you feeding a baby?" Hermione asked

" Because he needs to be fed" Harry said

" What she means is, where'd he come from?" Ron asked

" Ron do you need to be told about the birds and the bees?" Harry asked with a smirk which made Severus smirk and glare at Ron

Ron's face turned red " You know what I mean"

Before Harry could say anything Dumbledore stood up to make an announcement

" I believe you all are wondering what a baby boy is doing sitting next to Harry Potter" Dumbledore said

Severus groaned

" Relax you knew he was going to do this" Harry said

Severus nodded gloomy

" Yesterday there was a first years potions accident which got all over our Potions professor, fortunetly nothing serious happened to him" Dumbledore said

Severus snorted and glared

" Unfortunetly something did happen to him though, he turned into a baby, from the looks of it he aged a month since the last time I've seen him, he looks like four months old, is that right Harry?" Dumbledore asked

Harry nodded

Everybody in the Great Hall gasped

" Yes well, Harry is going to be taking care of Professor Snape until Professor Snape is back to normal, I would appreciate it if you don't make this any more difficult for either Harry or Professor Snape then it already is" Dumbledore said, " Our new Potions professor is Professor Slughorn, he decided to come out of retirement for the time being, now thank you for your cooperation and finish eating because class begins shortly"

It was quiet for a minute more and then people began talking again

" Blimey Harry, you have to babysit Snape until he's back to normal?" Ron asked

Severus rolled his eyes, " What a dunderhead" He thought

" Careful what you say around him Ron, he has all of his adult memories" Harry said

Ron looked at the baby who was glaring right at him

" And I'm not babysitting, I'm his guardian until he's back to normal, there's a difference" Harry said

" How would you know?" Ron asked

" I read parenting books last night" Harry said, " Now I think that's enough questions, we should hurry and eat before we are late for class"

The other two agreed and began eating and Harry finished feeding and Severus and cleaning his face off and hurried to finish his own breakfast

Their first class that day was Transfiguration and when Harry and Severus got in that class, Professor McGonagall directed Harry to sit closest to a corner where the play pen would go

" Thank you Professor" Harry said and took the playpen out and enlarged it and sat Severus in there with some soft toys to play with, along with a blanket and a pacifier

Severus laid down and took a nap and woke up in the same class but to his horror he soiled himself and he didn't know how to get Harry's attention without bringing attention to himself and having all of the students knowing why Harry and he would need to leave, he dreaded this situation

" Maybe class is almost out, I can wait, I'm in no hurry, I've been in uncomfortable situations worse than this" Severus thought to himself

A half hour later students began to smell something awful and turned to look at Severus who's face was red, he wasn't moving and he was holding on to his blanket like a life raft and he had his eyes closed

Harry finally turned and knew what was going on and he picked up the diaper bag and picked up Severus with the blanket around his bottom

" Would have been a lot better if you just notified me earlier" Harry said and then looked at McGonagall who nodded

Harry took Severus into the boys bathroom that was closer than their rooms and conjured a change table that Dumbledore showed him how to do last night when Severus was asleep

Severus wasn't letting go of the blanket

" Severus let go of the blanket" Harry said gently

Severus shook his head no

" Come on Severus, nobody else is in here, just let go of the blanket and I'll change you"

Severus shook his head no again

" Severus I know what happened and I'm going to fix it, I know you're embarrassed but nobody is going to make fun of you" Harry said

Severus still didn't let go

" You'll feel better when you get out of those dirty clothes" Harry said

Severus finally opened his eyes and looked at Harry, he looked really sad but no tears were shedding

" It's ok Severus, just give me the blanket and we'll get you cleaned up" Harry said

Severus nodded and let go of the blanket and Harry took it away

Severus was waiting for Harry to start laughing at him or yelling at him for getting his clothes soiled but it never came, the only thing that Harry did was take his wand and lock the bathroom door, then he filled up the sink with water, got a wash rag and got it wet and put soap on it and set it aside, Harry then went to Severus and took off his shirt and pants and socks that also got dirty some how and put them in the diaper bag after conjuring a bag to put the dirty stuff in. Next Harry took off Severus's nappy and now Severus was naked in the boys bathroom. Harry then brought Severus to the sink and gently sat Severus in the water

Severus looked up at Harry in confusion

" You got it all over, might as well give you a bath" Harry explained

Severus nodded gloomy and waited patiently until Harry was finished giving him a bath in the bathroom sink. After the bath Harry wrapped Severus up in the spit up towel that Harry would use but didn't need it yet and dried him off then laid him back down on the changing table still wrapped in the towel and began putting a nappy on him and dressing him, this time he wore a green shirt with a dragon on it, black pants like before and black socks like before

" There, all done" Harry said a little cheerful

Severus still looked down in shame

Harry felt bad for the little guy even though he is Severus Snape, he's still only four months old

Harry sighed and put two fingers under Severus's chin and made him look up

Severus still wasn't looking at him

" Severus look at me" Harry said

Severus shook his head no

" Don't worry, I'm not going to use legimency on you" Harry said teasingly, he didn't even know how to do it

Severus didn't look up but he did roll his eyes

" Yah I know, I don't even know it right?" Harry guessed

" Wow for somebody who doesn't even know legimency he knows what I'm thinking" Severus thought, " I can never look anybody in the eyes again"

" Severus please look at me" Harry said

Severus shook his head no again

" Why won't you look at me? Are you ashamed or embarrassed or both?" Harry asked

Severus put up two fingers

" Both?" Harry asked

Severus nodded

Harry sighed, " Ok, we are going back to our rooms and we're going to have a talk"

Severus looked up at that and gave him a glare

" I know the day just started but I think we both need a few days to get used to each other" Harry said

Severus violently shook his head no and glared at Harry

" It'll only be for a few days and I think it'll do us both some good, I'll tell Professor Dumbledore and McGonagall" Harry said

Severus sighed in defeat and looked down again but this time he was frowning

" Come on" Harry said and he lifted Severus up and headed towards their rooms

" Snitch" Harry said to the portrait and it opened up

Harry walked into their room and sat Severus down on his bed and went back in the common room after puting a spell on the bed so Severus doesn't accidently fall off and he floo called Dumbledore

" Harry my boy how are things going?" Dumbledore asked

" Not well Professor, I was wondering if Severus and I can take a few days off of classes, you know to get used to the situation and such" Harry said

" That's an excellent idea Harry, how does a week sound?" Dumbledore asked

" A week is perfect, can you please notify Professor McGongall and ask her if she can send somebody with the playpen and things?" Harry asked

Dumbledore nodded

" Thank you Professor" Harry said again
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