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Perverted Naruto V - The Twin Perverts

Saving some Pussy.

Yugito knew she was in trouble. She was tired and these two just didn't seem able to die. She had killed the silver haired one more times than she could count but he just kept getting up. She had only managed to get one fatal hit on the hooded man but he seemed to shrug off the blow as well. Exhaustion was starting to set in and she had a horrifying premonition that this was going to be it for her.

Yugito gasped in pain when the silver haired man pinned her to the wall with a metal spike through her hands. She could barely force herself to struggle she was so tired. What she couldn't understand is why she was so tired. With the Nibi's help she normally healed faster than this and was able to fight for a longer period of time. As the silver haired man moved closer to deliver the knockout blow she gave up all hope on surviving.

Yugito blinked when the silver haired man was sent sprawling by a blur. She then seemed to notice someone staring at her intently. Actually he seemed to be staring at something on her intently. He had scruffy blonde hair and he was easy on the eyes but he was wearing a Konoha headband so she couldn't be sure that he wasn't just a different enemy taking advantage of the situation.

Naruto managed to drag his eyes from her chest to her face. "Not bad at all" He thought to himself before reaching up and removing the spikes from her hands. With a comforting smile he gave Yugito a carefree grin that bought some heat to her cheeks before he spoke.

"Don't worry. I'm about to teach these guys not to mess with a lady. Especially not cute ones."

This caused Yugito's face to flame even more red even has her Chakra started to circulate properly again. Those spikes had messed up her chakra and seemed to have closed off access to the Nibi's as well.

Turning to face the Akatsuki duo Naruto's face changed to a much more violent look.

"You assholes" he growled out. "The only poles you should be putting in a lady is the one between your legs... and only if she asks for it." He seemed to pause for a moment, his face taking on a goofy grin. "Or she has some weird fetish and likes to role play... but we can leave that for another time."

His eyes hardened again and the ground around his feet started to crack as he began to channel his chakra in preparation for taking both of the duo on.

Kakuzu recognised the young man and felt his power beginning to flow and realised it was time to leave. "Hidan. Let's go. Taking two jinchuuriki at once would be a problem".

Yugito's eyes opened wide at shock as she spun to look at the young man that had saved her. She couldn't believe another village's jinchuuriki had come to save her.

Hidan however had other ideas though. "No way! This bastard stole my pray. I am going to kill his ass and sacrifice him to Jashin!"

Kakuzu looked at Hidan before turning to leave. He spoke over his shoulder as he walked away. "I won't be stitching you back together when he is done with you."

"Ha!" Hidan yelled back as Kakuzu disappeared. "As if this little runt will even put up a challenge."

He attempted to swing his scythe before he realised he had a few problems. The runt was now standing next to him holding his scythe was one problem. The second was his hands were still attached to the scythe.

"That hurts you asshole!" he screamed. "I am going to gut you and feed your soul to Jashin your runt!"

Yugito still looked worried. "Be careful! You can't kill him... he's immortal."

Naruto's grin turned light and playful. "Not to worry. Sometimes being immortal is worse than being able to die."

Yugito looked confused for a few moments before turning green and looking a little sick at what this young man was doing to the immortal. The young man had impaled Hidan on his own scythe. And not with the bladed edge but with the handle straight from ass to mouth. The bottom of the handle was actually protruding from his mouth as Hidan tried to yell at him but all that came out was some muffled noises. Yugito almost felt sorry for him.

"So..." Naruto spoke as he finished sealing Hidan into a massive dome of rock to be impaled for on his own scythe for eternity. He turned to Yugito with a shit eating grin.

"We got some pole in him how about I put some pole in you... but in a much sexier way. Although I believe there will be some moaning involved as well."

Yugito's jaw dropped open in shock and she couldn't form a reply as she was picked up princess style and carted away.

A Terrible Technique in the Hands of a Pervert

Sasuke watched as Naruto had his head lowered, his hair covering his eye and his body almost trembling. The technique they were witnessing on the battlefield seemed to have affected him greatly. "Watching the dead come back to life would be disconcerting to most people I suppose." He thought to himself.

Naruto's head snapped up at that moment, fire burning in his eyes that cause Sasuke to take a step back in shock.

"Whose technique is this!?" his words were soft but came out almost in a growl.

"It would seem that the one called Kabuto is the cause of this desecration of the dead." Was the reply he received from a foreign ninja he didn't know.

"Kabuto huh? So I just need to stop him and this will all end." The intensity of Naruto's eyes were almost drowned out by the size of his shit eating grin.

"And once I squeeze the technique from him my life long goal of banging Sasuke's mom will be complete!" He shouted as he disappeared from the main headquarters of the Shinobi alliance.

Sasuke himself just palmed his face. As if his mother would give into someone who wasn't his father. After a few moments though sweat started trickling down his brow. He had seen Naruto work on women before.

He left in a hurry to try and catch Naruto. With 100 000 White Zetsu clones at his disposal as sacrifices Naruto could quite literally bang his way through history if he didn't stop him.

As Sasuke caught up to Naruto's trail he heard desperate cries of despair coming from inside the cave and knew that it was too late to stop Naruto now. What Naruto wanted Naruto got. Sasuke had learnt that a long time ago.

Sasuke sighed to himself. There was nothing he could do to help his mother now. She was quite literally fucked once Naruto got to her. Even the appearance of a revived Itachi barely registered more than a raised eyebrow from Sasuke.

"It's too late Itachi. Kabuto is fucked and once Naruto is done with him so is mom." Sasuke's shoulders seemed to slump even lower. "I need some time alone." He spoke to Itachi as he left in a hurry.

Itachi shot a weird look in the direction Sasuke had left wondering what he was talking about before shrugging it off and entering the cave.

What Itachi found Naruto doing to Kabuto was so disturbing that he forced himself from his Edo Tensei body and back into the afterlife.

Be Very Very Quiet, I'm Hunting MILF.

Naruto had finally managed to wrangle himself up some Zetsu clones he needed. The shinobi alliance actually seemed pretty effective at killing those things. He had also learned the Edo Tensei technique from Kabuto. It was really surprising how eager Kabuto was to teach him after he had been 'persuaded' to mentor him on the technique.

Naruto had the technique he needed, he had his sacrifices prepared. It was now time. Time to begin his trip down the path of history and to bang some MILF's he wouldn't have been able to before. He stupid grin crossed his face when he figured out exactly where he was going to start.

It was time to fulfil a promise he had to Sasuke. Now Sasuke might not have known he made that promise or would even actually want him to fulfil it but that was beside the point. Naruto was going to bang Sasuke's mom.

He did have a plan to get things going though. For starters Sasuke's mom, Mikoto he believed her name was, had been good friends with his mother. He was going to use that in his plan, hell he was going to resurrect his mother as well just to show here that a man banging a woman was way hotter than two guys going at it. It still almost chilled his soul to think his mother was into that kind of thing.

As the Edo Tensei began Naruto put his plan into action.

As Mikoto became aware of her surroundings she forced herself to open her eyes. She felt as though she had just awoken from a long sleep. After a few moments to reorient herself she found a strange sensation nestled against her chest, seemingly buried deep in her cleavage. Before she could respond by moving the offending object away she heard light sobbing coming from the object as well as some kind of mumbling coming from it.

Looking down she caught sight of a mop of blonde hair that seemed to be nuzzling her chest. The words that were coming from him seemed to be just one word repeated over and over again.

"Mum! Mum! Mum!"

As she continued to confusedly stare at the seemingly young man he finally stopped nuzzling his face into her chest and peered up at her with big watery eyes. After he seemed to look at her for a moment he darted backwards like he had been shocked.

"Oh I'm so sorry! I thought you were my Mum. Damn stupid technique... guess I need to get better at it!"

Finally, able to form some words after being so confused by her awakening she decided first things first she needed to get some answers to her questions.

"How did I get here?"

It seemed to be the most pertinent question she could come up with as the last thing she remembered was being struck down by a crying Itachi.

"Who are you?"

That also seemed like a reasonable question considering what was happening.

Mikoto watched as the young man seemed to pull himself together, scrubbing his teary eyes with his sleeve before speaking.

"I'm very sorry miss. I was just expecting you to be my mother."

Mikoto was quite for a while, taking her time to study this young man. The features were familiar but not quite what she recalled.

"Minato? Is that you?"

The young man seemed to snap his eyes to her face as she spoke.

"Minato was my father... did you know him?"

Internally Mikoto was shocked. Minato and Kushina's child should still only be around 7 years old. What had happened to her to be gone so long? And why was he expecting her to be his mother? Both Minato and Kushina had died the night Kyuubi had gone on a rampage in Konoha.

The confused look must have shown on her face as the young man put a sympathetic look on his face.

"My name is Naruto, son of Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki. I'm sorry about this. I guess I better start from the beginning."

"...and somehow I must have mixed up some genetic material and revived you instead of my mother. You know the rest."

Mikoto was unsure of what to say after his story was complete. So much had happened since she had passed away. It also turns out that this young man, Naruto, son of her friend Kushina had ended up as teammate to her own son Sasuke. Almost like her friendship with Kushina was destined to continue in their children.

"You know..." Naruto continued while she was pondering to herself. "Sasuke never said his mother was so beautiful."

A flush spread up on her face. While Fugato was not a bad husband or father, he was very stoic and a man of few words. He'd never really complimented her in such a frank way before. Him being her arranged husband meant that no one really had. She was jerked out of her musings when she felt an arm wrap around her shoulders and pull her into a firm chest. She thought about pulling away but it felt so nice and comforting. She barely even noticed the hand slowly tracing up and down her back was getting lower than it should. Or the fact that his ministrations had caused her breasts to crush up against his firm chest and cause her nipples to tighten up.

"This must be rough on you. Maybe I should take you to my tent and let you... work some of this frustration out."

His voice was almost hypnotic and she couldn't find it in herself to refuse his offer. She barely even felt herself be led away.

As they entered his tent Naruto paused for a moment.

"I have one thing to take care of. Make yourself a home."

Mikoto nodded dumbly and moved into the tent.

With Mikoto safely in the tent Naruto summoned his next Zetsu he had stored away and quickly performed Edo Tensei again. This time actually summoning his mother.

"Naruto? Wait... what is going on? How did I get here?"

Perfect! Was Naruto's thoughts as he realised that his Mother's chakra that had been residing inside him had merged back with its original and bought with it the memories of his conversation with her.

"Quiet! Sorry Mum... I'm in a hurry here. I'm going to break you of your fujoshi lifestyle right here and now. You have one order to follow as my Edo Tensei and then you are free to do whatever you want after."

Kushina looked confused and also put out at her son. Confused at what he was talking about and put out that had told her to be quiet.

"You are to hide your presence and watch carefully what is about to occur in this tent. If you feel like joining in during or after don't let me stop you. After that you are free to do what you like."

Kushina, if possible, looked more confused. She was also kind of annoyed when her body stopped her from asking what was going on again and to follow the order Naruto had given her. Her eyes widened at what she saw going on in Naruto's tent.

"Wow..." she was almost speechless. "This is hotter than Naruto and Sasuke getting it on."

Never let it be said that Kushina Uzumaki was one to be held back by fear or indecisiveness. Removing her shirt, she marched into the tent like it was her own. This caused Mikoto to looked up from her position with a red face and almost regretful look.

"Looks like you need another slice of bread for your meat sandwich!" Kushina yelled out before jumping in to join the goings on.

Mikoto at that point gave up. She could never keep up with one Uzumaki let alone two.

"Sasuke!"

It made Sasuke shiver. It was Naruto and he sounded happy. That always meant something bad had just gone down.

"I fulfilled our promise!"

Sasuke's danger sense went to a dull ringing to an ear piercing alarm. Turning to face him he found two women looking completely satisfied hang off his arm. One of them caused him to do a double take.

"Mom!"

Before he could move toward her Naruto appeared beside him wrapping an arm around his shoulders.

"Sasuke! I fulfilled our promise!"

This confused Sasuke as he didn't recall making a promise with Naruto. He was hesitant to ask though.

"...What promise?"

If possible Naruto's grin got even wider.

"The one where I promised to bang your mum of course."

"I MADE NO SUCH PROMISE!" Sasuke screamed at him.

"Oh." Naruto said. "Maybe I just made it with myself."

Sasuke looked like he was about to blow a fuse. Before he could though Naruto kept speaking.

"If it makes you feel any better I banged my own mum as well."

It was at this point Sasuke totally lost it as his eyes rolled back into his head and he fell to the ground in a dead faint.

"I think he took that rather will don't you?" Naruto asked while grinning at the two ladies accompanying him.

Sasuke breaks and gives in.

It had been the moment Sasuke had been dreading. He never wanted to admit it but it had finally arrived. After the last incident with his mother Naruto had officially won. He had broken him of the last of his pride and he was giving in.

He carried with him a piece of paper. Not just any piece of paper though, it was his declaration of surrender that he had Jirayia and some other seal users help him design. With this piece of paper Naruto will have officially won.

He moved into Naruto's tent and let out a relieved sigh as he found only a shirtless Naruto in it and not his mother or some other woman.

"Oh Sasuke! What brings you here buddy?" asked the ever grinning Naruto.

Sasuke himself took a deep breath. "I have come with my surrender. You win."

Naruto's grin slipped off his face in a rare moment and looked confused. "Surrender? I win? I'm not sure I understand."

Sasuke grit his teeth. "Just shut up and take my declaration of surrender!"

Before Naruto could reply Sasuke performed a technique he had learned from Naruto himself.

"Sexy Jutsu!" Sasuke cried out before being engulfed in a cloud of smoke.

What emerged was a very feminine Sasuke.

Quickly slapping the piece of paper with the seal on it onto his upper arm near the shoulder, Sasuke watched as the seal crawled from the paper onto his arm and sealed his fate.

"There!" the now she cried. "I'm all woman forever. I figured if I can't beat you I might as well join you."

Naruto himself was quite for a period of time causing Sasuke to start squirming some. Naruto continued to stare for no other reason than watching the now female Sasuke squirm was kind of hot. What could he say, she was a cute girl now and he liked cute things. A lot. After he had enough he slowly bought his hand up to his eyes to rub them and mumbled to himself.

"This is not how I thought my first mother and daughter combo would go."

But hey, who was Naruto to complain. Despite what he had mentioned to Sasuke when he had originally taught him the Sexy Jutsu, Naruto didn't really feel weirded out at all at the prospect of giving it to the female Sasuke. He loved the female form and hers was pretty great at the moment. Give her a few more years and she'd be smoking hot.

A massive grin formed upon his face as a fantastic idea came to mind. This caused Sasuke to look away as she knew it was going to be bad.

"You know with my clones and sexy jutsu I could go for the double mother and daughter combo! I am such a genius!"

Naruto stopped and started to ponder something else.

"Actually..." Naruto thought out loud causing Sasuke to look back at him again. "This would have made a certain story make way more sense... with you being a girl from the start."

If Sasuke had not been broken by Naruto after so many years he would have shuddered at the thought.