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Abby's POV
Bored. That's what I am. Bored as hell. Then I get an idea. I tell Rachel, I have to owe her something when we're done so whatever. I pick up the experiment (39ag) and told him to go murder them. He was cool with it and I threw him to 'their' house.
39ag's POV
I get to finally murder someone! Yeeee! I get thrown there as I hear Rachel yell 'Bon Voyage!'. I break a window and see a little girl sitting a small table with stuffed animals and Barbies sitting with her. She looked up. She had ocean blue eyes, a orange hoodie, small brown pigtails with orange holders holding them, navy blue shorts, yellow shoes, and a bandage on her knee. She was pretty adorable. She gasped and ran over and hugged me. "Awww you're so cute!" she said. 'heh.' A few minutes later, I was sitting with her at the table. "So what's your name, stranger!?" She said as she pretended to pour a cup of tea (Yesh this is a tea party) '39ag' "That's a cute name! I'm Lana!" She pretended to give her stuffed cat some tea too. 'You seem like a nice little girl.' "Thank you! Would you like more tea, Mr. Sprinkles?" She asked her stuffed mouse. "ANSWER ME YOU STUPID IDIOT!" She pushed over the seat where 'Mr Sprinkles' was sitting. I think I spoke too soon. "Oops sorry about that." 'Its ok' "How about you, Mrs. Sugarplum?" No response from the stuffed bear. "TELL ME YOUR ANSWER, YOU SON OF A BITCH!" She threw the bear across the room. She's starting to act like Abby a little bit. 'You're starting to sound like my 'friend' Abby.' She gasped when she heard the name and screamed until she got to the top bunk of her bunk bed. 'Whats wrong?' "I don't wanna talk about it." 'ok but please come back' "...Ok..' She came back down and sat in her chair. "So Stacy, more tea?" She slapped the doll to the ground "Stupid hoe..oops I said the naughty word again" I laughed a little. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU A COLLEGE DEGREE?! I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU DONT YOU SLUT! Oops I said the naughty words again. ._." 'Its ok' -back at the base-
Rachel's POV
"Where the fuck is the experiment?! Its been 2 hours! I heard Abby yell. She was right. It's been exactly 2 hours, 5 minutes, and 19 seconds. We were getting worried until Abby got an idea. "Come here Rachel..I'm gonna throw you, be careful, okay?" "Okay but you owe me" "Fine" She threw me to the house and I landed in a room where I saw 39ag sitting with a small girl "Oh hey Rachel!" 39ag said. "So you've been here the whole time. Well, I'm going to join you because why not?" I sat with them. "So more tea, Stacy?" ... "BITCH YOU'RE NOT TALKING" ... "SHUT UP YOU WHORE..oops I said the naughty words again" "Wow you're starting to sound like Ab-" "I wouldn't say that" "Why?" "I think she's afraid of her" "Oh" -another hour later-
Abby's POV
Why am I worried? Why am I mostly worried about Rachel more than 39ag? Idfk. "Your turn, shortie." I felt Selena pick me up and throw me to 'their' house. Where..(yeah you know by now) I found Rachel wearing a princess tiara, 39ag sipping some 'tea', a small girl talking, and a Barbie doll wearing too much makeup and her shirts stuffed. "What the hell?" The small girl turned to me. I remembered her, she was my 'used to be younger sister", Lana. She screamed and got on top of the top bunk. "Lana-" "Yeah we're here" "Hey Abby!" "Whatever let's get the hell out of here." "But I wanna sttaayy" 39ag whined. "Fine..." "Yay!" "And we were in the middle of beating Stacy up." "Who's Stacy?" Rachel pointed at the doll that wore too much make up. "She's a whore" Lana explained. "NO SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Lana yelled at the doll. "Sorry" "Besides, I still owe you something." "Oh right, fine. Bye Lana!" "Bye!" Me and Rachel left. It was weird because she was holding my hand the whole time.
(Hey peeps! Thank chu for reading! See ya!)
Bored. That's what I am. Bored as hell. Then I get an idea. I tell Rachel, I have to owe her something when we're done so whatever. I pick up the experiment (39ag) and told him to go murder them. He was cool with it and I threw him to 'their' house.
39ag's POV
I get to finally murder someone! Yeeee! I get thrown there as I hear Rachel yell 'Bon Voyage!'. I break a window and see a little girl sitting a small table with stuffed animals and Barbies sitting with her. She looked up. She had ocean blue eyes, a orange hoodie, small brown pigtails with orange holders holding them, navy blue shorts, yellow shoes, and a bandage on her knee. She was pretty adorable. She gasped and ran over and hugged me. "Awww you're so cute!" she said. 'heh.' A few minutes later, I was sitting with her at the table. "So what's your name, stranger!?" She said as she pretended to pour a cup of tea (Yesh this is a tea party) '39ag' "That's a cute name! I'm Lana!" She pretended to give her stuffed cat some tea too. 'You seem like a nice little girl.' "Thank you! Would you like more tea, Mr. Sprinkles?" She asked her stuffed mouse. "ANSWER ME YOU STUPID IDIOT!" She pushed over the seat where 'Mr Sprinkles' was sitting. I think I spoke too soon. "Oops sorry about that." 'Its ok' "How about you, Mrs. Sugarplum?" No response from the stuffed bear. "TELL ME YOUR ANSWER, YOU SON OF A BITCH!" She threw the bear across the room. She's starting to act like Abby a little bit. 'You're starting to sound like my 'friend' Abby.' She gasped when she heard the name and screamed until she got to the top bunk of her bunk bed. 'Whats wrong?' "I don't wanna talk about it." 'ok but please come back' "...Ok..' She came back down and sat in her chair. "So Stacy, more tea?" She slapped the doll to the ground "Stupid hoe..oops I said the naughty word again" I laughed a little. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU A COLLEGE DEGREE?! I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU DONT YOU SLUT! Oops I said the naughty words again. ._." 'Its ok' -back at the base-
Rachel's POV
"Where the fuck is the experiment?! Its been 2 hours! I heard Abby yell. She was right. It's been exactly 2 hours, 5 minutes, and 19 seconds. We were getting worried until Abby got an idea. "Come here Rachel..I'm gonna throw you, be careful, okay?" "Okay but you owe me" "Fine" She threw me to the house and I landed in a room where I saw 39ag sitting with a small girl "Oh hey Rachel!" 39ag said. "So you've been here the whole time. Well, I'm going to join you because why not?" I sat with them. "So more tea, Stacy?" ... "BITCH YOU'RE NOT TALKING" ... "SHUT UP YOU WHORE..oops I said the naughty words again" "Wow you're starting to sound like Ab-" "I wouldn't say that" "Why?" "I think she's afraid of her" "Oh" -another hour later-
Abby's POV
Why am I worried? Why am I mostly worried about Rachel more than 39ag? Idfk. "Your turn, shortie." I felt Selena pick me up and throw me to 'their' house. Where..(yeah you know by now) I found Rachel wearing a princess tiara, 39ag sipping some 'tea', a small girl talking, and a Barbie doll wearing too much makeup and her shirts stuffed. "What the hell?" The small girl turned to me. I remembered her, she was my 'used to be younger sister", Lana. She screamed and got on top of the top bunk. "Lana-" "Yeah we're here" "Hey Abby!" "Whatever let's get the hell out of here." "But I wanna sttaayy" 39ag whined. "Fine..." "Yay!" "And we were in the middle of beating Stacy up." "Who's Stacy?" Rachel pointed at the doll that wore too much make up. "She's a whore" Lana explained. "NO SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Lana yelled at the doll. "Sorry" "Besides, I still owe you something." "Oh right, fine. Bye Lana!" "Bye!" Me and Rachel left. It was weird because she was holding my hand the whole time.
(Hey peeps! Thank chu for reading! See ya!)
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