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ASH: Rustboro!! Where's the Gym!?

MAY: Ooh, my cutie pie Wurmple!

WURMPLE: sweatdrop

ROXANNE: I'm the Gym Leader, but I'm teaching a class.

[Brock comes running up.]

BROCK: Hey, Ash. I just got here! Sorry I'm late!

ASH: I wanna get a badge!

ROXANNE: Fine! Geodude go!

ASH: Pikachu go! Use Thunder! Wait..

GEODUDE: unaffected

ASH: D'oh! Iron Tail!

PIKACHU: misses

Somehow, Ash wins, gets the Stone Badge, and then they go watch a Pokemon Contest.

MAY: Yay! I wanna be in a Contest! Can I have a pass now?

CONTEST LADY: Sure. Here. Go to Slateport and enter a Contest. Now get outta my face.

MR. STONE: It's a PokeNav.

MAX: What's a PokeNav?

MR. STONE: This thing. Now say hi to Steven in Dewford Town for me.

ASH: Sure! Dewford's the next Gym! I'm gonna win!

JAMES: Hey! We didn't get to try to steal Pikachu!

Jessie: Meh. opens a can of beer

Continued...