The only thing certain is death and taxes, and Captain Jack Sparrow's prepared for the eventuality of both at the same time. One-shot.
- Ah, Mr. Gibbs's fine cadence. The new flick has me rereading a lot of older gems. Something tells me that Charon better hope Jack finds the water of life.
Heh. Annie's come after him 'cause he owes her money... And Jack's touched a lot of gods indeed.
I think this must've been a five when I was here last. At least I get to rate it now.