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The Root Of His Problems
35 Reviews(This possibly may become my most controversial story in the history of moocow. This takes place in the darkest part of my mind, the place where all those thoughts I know I shouldn't think come fro...
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No More Metaphors
(#) jessa 2007-06-18 05:22:05 PM
All right. Still don't know where you're getting this, but if you look it up in the dictionary, it relates to facial expressions and facial expressions only. I'm not getting why you think it's a laugh, and why you're laughing at me while I believe I am the correct one in this argument.Author's response
I can think what I want to think, even if it's wrong. I'm the one writing the damn story and if it bothers you so much, stop reading. -
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(#) jessa 2007-06-18 05:30:55 PM
That wasn't relating to your story, per se, just the context of your smirkage. But nevermind, if you're not gonna argue with me anymore, that's the only closure I needed.Author's response
Smirkage? -smirks- -
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(#) jessa 2007-06-18 05:35:23 PM
Oh, way to shift focus away from the fact that you're wrong.Author's response
Maybe you should look up the deffinition of "sarcasm" -
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(#) jessa 2007-06-18 05:39:54 PM
Sorry if one can't decipher sarcasm from a person who doesn't even know the definition of a facial expression.Author's response
It's not that big of a deal and I don't see why you are getting so worked up about something like that. I can make it audible if I want. My mother is an English major and I know for a fact you can. Like I said before, if it really bothers you that much, you don't have to read my stories. Take the extra "f" in my typo and go get FUCT. -
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(#) jessa 2007-06-18 05:47:36 PM
As if no one I know is an English major. I'm not bothered by your stories, nor am I complaining about them; I've just noticed that you've used a word that I believe is in the wrong context. I've actually asked for secondhand opinions on whether or not others have ever known a smirk to be a "short, sarcastic laugh," and people literally laughed sarcastically. All right? Oh, and I loved your cute little 'fucked' pun with your typo. Go get fucked yourself.Author's response
I'll call my boyfriend right now. -
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(#) jessa 2007-06-18 05:50:24 PM
Aaaaand?Author's response
Thank's for all the reviews. They have really made my day. Oh, and you spelt "and" wrong. -
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(#) jessa 2007-06-18 05:54:20 PM
Did I? Not concerned. What I'm curious about is what your boyfriend has to do with this.Author's response
Well you did say that I should get fucked... SARCASIM! (just throwing it out there) -
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(#) jessa 2007-06-18 05:58:38 PM
What are you gonna turn that typo 'I' into now? Oh, I know, go get INJURED, right? And I wasn't threatening you or anything; you told me I should get FUCT, assuming I get FUCT on my own terms. I told you to get fucked on your own terms, myself not included.Author's response
Well then this time you can go get Infinity On High. You make me laugh like a little school girl on a sunny day. -
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(#) jessa 2007-06-18 06:02:26 PM
Oh, Infinity on High, ouch. Fall Out Boy everybody's life, sorry to say. -
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(#) jessa 2007-06-18 06:03:12 PM
Fall Out Boy ISN'T everybody's life. Sorry. Make a pun out of it.Author's response
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, BANANA PHONE!