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The Root Of His Problems

(This possibly may become my most controversial story in the history of moocow. This takes place in the darkest part of my mind, the place where all those thoughts I know I shouldn't think come fro...

Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama, Sci-fi - Characters:  - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2007/06/17 - Updated: 2007/06/17 - 1392 words

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  (#) jessa 2007-06-18 06:08:45 PM

  Heheheheheheeeeee.

  Author's response

  I've never seen so many men before.

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  (#) jessa 2007-06-18 06:11:49 PM

  Me niether, you know.

  Author's response

  So does that make you a lesbian? Funny, cause you know, my cat is a lesbian. He likes to chew on cardboard and lick the carpet in the living room. SARCASM

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  (#) jessa 2007-06-18 06:15:27 PM

  No, not lesbian. Anyways, I never told you if I'm male or female, I could be lying about the name Jessa. Yeah, but, thank God you were being sarcastic about that cat statement, I thought you were serious. [[SARCASM!!]]

  Author's response

  So are you a transvestite now? Did I see you in Rock Horror Picture Show? Oh, and I can't tank God, I'm agnosic. My cat actualy does that.

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  (#) jessa 2007-06-18 06:18:46 PM

  The fact that I didn't specify my gender doesn't make me a transvestite, silly. And you're really into your cat, aren't you?

  Author's response

  Yes, because I just love pussy.

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  (#) jessa 2007-06-18 06:21:14 PM

  So you're the lesbian? This is a wild turn of events.

  Author's response

  Of course, silly! (Sarcasm)

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  (#) jessa 2007-06-18 06:23:08 PM

  Now seriously, tell me about your boyfriend. I wanna hear.

  Author's response

  His name is Joseph Alex Walker and he lives in my closet and I only feed him one kosher meal a day and at night I comb his hair with my Andy doll and make him take a bath with my cat. He's 3 feet tall and likes to wear diapers with mom pants. He has abnormaly large feet and he his jewish but doesn't look it. (Sarcasm)

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  (#) jessa 2007-06-18 06:28:34 PM

  Again with the damn Fall Out Boy and cat references.

  Author's response

  when crayons rule the world.... i shall color you tickle me pink.

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  (#) jessa 2007-06-18 06:31:17 PM

  Aw, you light up my life. Now I'm gonna go. Later, gator.

  Author's response

  I wish I could say the same, but then it wouldn't be sarcasm anymore, I'd be lying. YOU ARE THE WIND BENIETH MY WINGS!

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  (#) AshleyChaotic 2007-06-18 10:22:55 PM

  this is the most amazing story you have ever come up with
  continue please

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  (#) nya-MEya 2007-06-19 03:21:34 PM

  Muaha I love this...you sound like you should narrate one of those CSI miami meets law and order....throw some mom: wife bounty hunter!
  hehehe

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