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Chapter One: The Art of Duelling

by Random_Shinobi 16 Reviews

Harry finds an old parchment that instructs him in how to properly use his...wand.

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Ginny, Harry - Published: 2007/05/24 - Updated: 2007/05/24 - 1314 words

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  • The Art of Duelling

    (#) zwammy 2007-05-25 01:40:18 PM

    This was absolutely hilarious - I can just imagine the look on his face when he finds out just what Ginny means!

    Author's response

    Yes, I'm fairly sure that the look on his face would be worth seeing... Anyway, thanks for reading!
  • The Art of Duelling

    (#) Fission25 2007-05-25 08:58:44 PM

    Incredible story! I absolutely loved all the double-entendre. The characterization of Ginny was first rate and, while Harry was slightly OOC, it worked perfectly.
    I think he's going to need to practice a bit more though, after all the parchment did dilligent practice was needed and with a wide variety of Witches. And who better to study with than Hermione, though a lesson with the Patil twins has some interesting possibilities as well.

    Author's response

    Thanks! Personally I have no ideas how to bring Patil twins into the story. Although I must say that some sisterly bondage...eh...bonding could be interesting.
  • The Art of Duelling

    (#) twilliams1797 2007-05-27 09:20:27 AM

    Haw, I say, HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW, definatly HAW!!!!
  • The Art of Duelling

    (#) noylj 2009-03-22 11:32:00 PM

    Will the sccion find himself "engaged" to the WEaslette for attempted duelling while terminally stupid? Couldn't his first duel be with someone more...promising?
  • The Art of Duelling

    (#) Cho_Fleur_Nymphadora 2012-05-12 07:27:13 AM

    Well...Harry is a bit naive, and he did find it within a book on duelling. But I guess he is so focused on the cryptic meaning and how it applies to combat, that he ignores the obvious innuendo.

    I can't wait to read the scene where someone points out the obvious to Harry, hahaha.
  • The Art of Duelling

    (#) PhoenixRoseQueen 2012-06-29 12:48:25 AM

    omg, I loved every single one of these puns... Harry really would be one who'd not understand most of those innuendos, but Ginny should have had enough sense to tell him just what he was reading XD

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