Harry tells a few postwar truths. [I've spilled so much blood that I'm surprised I don't still smell like it, and sometimes I see splashes of crimson on my clothes, and it's. Not. Fair. I'm eightee...
- -snicker-, -chortle-, -guffaw- Ghod, I love that story. I can just see Harry doing that, too. A follow-up, some years later, of Harry & Draco's home life would be a howl, I'd imagine, esp. if they made arrangements to carry on their houses one way or another (I'm thinking of hired hetarae though other means are plausible - I shudder at the thought of mpreg, though).
It's the kind of goodbye I've wanted to give a few places, a quick round of telling the unvarnished truth and then "AMF" (Adios MF's).
Author's responseVery happy you like it!
You know, I could almost see that... Hmm.
And don't we all just want to tell people we dislike what we really think of them?
Thanks for the review!
- A funny little parody that makes you grin and chuckle.
No matter how you may recoil at some of the things Harry says, you've got to admire the fact that The Boy Who Lived finally grew a pair and told the Wizarding World where to get off. I don't think there is any serious HP fan who wishes that someone would finally tell the whole of JKR's world exactly how very useless and repulsive they have all been.
BenRg's Rating: 7/10
Author's responseI know. I love it when Harry just tells them where to shove it, but I couldn't find one like what I was looking for.
Thanks for reviewing! ^-^
(#) Argent-Lucifel 2007-09-29 03:41:34 PMi know i'll still be smiling at dinner. wonder if my parents will think i've gone insane? am i allowed to point at you and say you did it?
and the ending was perfect. i should give that speech, changed up of course.
Author's responseBlame me all you want. grins So glad that people get my humor.
Go for it! Like, at Graduation or something. You'll probably get in trouble, though, since you don't have a Portkey. Pesky rules of reality.
(#) FrequencyQueen 2008-05-16 07:44:56 AMHead for the hills and take a French model? Sounds like a plan to me...apparently Harry took Draco? Didn't know he was French...or a model.
Author's responseHeh. Something like that - only no aliens were invading. ^-^
And the Malfoys are actually supposed to be ancestrally French, now that you mention it. Malfoi - Bad Faith. ...Whatever, I don't know what I'm talking about. XD
Thanks for reviewing!
(#) Mistress_of_Potions 2013-02-05 06:48:32 PMYou should have posted this with a warning: "Do not drink anything within spitting distance of your monitor or keyboard when reading this story."
Or maybe: "Do not read this at work, as the ensuing laughter will warn your boss you are definitely NOT working."
Thank you for one of the best giggles I've had in quite some time.