Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harr...
(#) whatareyouevensaying 2008-01-19 05:51:05 PMExcellent idea! I really liked this, it had me smiling from start to finish.
It's a pity about Harry, though. He's got to be a positive thinker, because otherwise who knows what could happen? I think having that thought alone should disqualify me from ever having that power.
Author's responseThat's why Hermione has been working so hard to keep him motivated and focused...
- Here's an omake you can include if you wish.
"You don't need to worry about how Harry, you only have to worry about why."
"Ok Hermione, why am I going to do this?" She leaned forward and whispered in his ear. Harry paled.
"Are you serious?"
"Yep. On Snapes desk."
"Ok, Riddle is Toast!"
Somewhere in Little Hangton, the Tom Marvolo Riddle AKA The Dark Lord Voldemort sat on his throne in a Death Eater meeting annoucing his plans for their next evil move.
Suddenly, Riddle was enveloped in blinding flash of magical light. When the light faded, the Dark Lord was gone. In his place was a slice of toast.
- You seem to be into cliches.
How bout: OOO I like YOU, think I'll keep you!
(GRIN) This grin will definitely will be around for a while.
If you don't mind, I'm going to make a copy of the URL and your story to send to my kids (one does not have the internet connection yet). It's one of the reasons they love me (specially the one who can't afford the net yet (ooo, it rimes))!
In case your haven't noticed, on occasion I'm a little weird. Least my family and friends say so. Shrug, it's fun.
Thanks for the hilarious read.
PS Whats wrong with Harems? (check "Witches Secret", darn good story by Rotaryfile)
May the MUSES always be with you!!!
Author's response- Sure go ahead.