I like Guns N' Roses fanfiction and serial killers.
A wise woman once said, 'I ship Axl Rose and Izzy Stradlin with nobody except each other.' That wise woman is me, and I'm gay and hungry. So yeah. Don't listen to me anymore.
He reeked of uptight artsy-fartsy. I mean, seriously, what kind of person comes to a Sports Bar to read? But I had to say, he was the sexiest thing I'd seen on the islands in a while. "So," I clear...