Bio:Things change over the years, but let me just say this:My stories will never have slash, in any form, for any canon characters that do not have such proclivities. On the other hand, well, I don't ship your standard couples. And I don't write romance, I write odd, weird, and occasionally mind-bending stories. My humor stories are meant to be odd - but more subtle than you may think.Visit the site of greatness (please, it's not as bad as you think):Dark Lord PotterI'm not such a fan of very long profiles, so just to keep people informed, here's my fanfiction summary list:Far Too Many Travelers: Finished chapter 1, Next Chapter 0%.Harry Potter and the Time Snafu: Next chapter 0% Complete, An early foray into nonsense - The Concept is: Harry Potter Travels Through Time Without Control Due To Swallowing Time-TurnerHarry Potter and the Time Spiral: Complete. An inversion of the Snafu story - The Concept is: Harry Potter Travels Through Time Without Control Due To Ancient ArtifactThe Ten Plagues: Next chapter 1% Complete, An attempt at an adventure story - The Concept is: Reality Is Actually Something Far Crazier Than Harry ThoughtHarry Potter and the Mysterious Curse of the Girl-Who-Lived: Next chapter 5% Complete, A crazy premise that evolved - The Concept is: Harry Potter Is A Boy, But Everyone Else Thinks He Is A GirlWho's Polyjuicing Whom?: Probably just Oneshot, Initially I just wanted an interesting way to kill off a few characters in a crazy way - The Concept is: Polyjuice + Time Travel + Secret Crushes = Not Everything Going As PlannedDumbledore's Final Trick: Complete, A response to cliche - The Concept is: If Dumbledore Is So Manipulative And Sinister, Then Why Is He So Incompetent?