AU. What defines being alive? Naruto wasn't the Yondaime's son, nor was he Orochimaru, Jiraiya or Tsunade's. He was not even born... he was built in a bout of madness. This is his story...
The aftermath of Iruka's birthday party left a few questions in Yuuhi Kurenai's mind - questions like, "What happened last night?" "Why am I in bed with Naruto?" and "WHERE ARE OUR CLOTHES?!"... Na...