- Member Since: 2005-06-18
- Real name: Phil Choong
As is common with most people, and by a happy coincidence, I was born at a very young age on my birthday. From there, I have grown up considerably, and had all sorts of delightful adventures that would make you outgabe a mome rath if only you knew. Unfortunately, none of that is your business, so I'm not going to tell you any more about that. Beyond that, there is not much else that you should know, and indeed, it is perhaps not even entirely advisable that you know this much. As such, you will be kept under careful surveillance to make sure that none of this has been leaked to anyone who could use this information to compromise my present position. There is nothing more to be said here. All of my papers are in order, and you can't prove that I did it. So there.
Likes nobody. Total misanthrope.