1. Geeky bisexual female American college student (see also Alice, Seabiscuit def. 2).
2. Fanartist and author of fanfiction, esp. that pertaining to Carcer Dun (see also fangirl, hybristophilia).
3. Future professor (of ...biology? Maybe?).
4. Aspiring novelist.
5. Egregious user of dictionary-style description.