Overweight, out of shape, broken down old fart.
No, really.
40s, male, Southern American, retired shrink.
Now, writing and napping.
Wish that I could win the lottery so that I could write fan fiction all the time...and some of my own creations, while pursuing my plans for global domination!
Harry has a Wood Chipper! Multiple bashings, a touch of gore, and the destruction of the Dark Lord and his Death Eaters (and gits!). H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. No spoilers, non-Epi...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2012-06-09 - Updated: 2012-06-10 - 4924 words - Complete