Ooh Patrick rant, loved it.
It's hard for me to say anything that isn't "I really like this story," so: I really like this story.
What I mean when I say that is some conflagration of "excellent dialogue" and "really unique characters" and "original plotline" and a few other cliche things.
I hope that made sense. Basically, you own.
Author's response
Can I just say that I love you! LMAO you seriously just brightened my day ten times more. I was like..wow I don't think anyone really likes this and bam you hit me with this review..so far out of all the reviews I've had this one has been the best. Thank you!!! xo