I think I've just found my arch-nemesis.
My dream in life is to have an arch-nemesis. Also, I love the word nemesis.
And Charley. I love how she thinks, how she acts, how she speaks, and how she falls asleep in her car at the WalMart. I did that once.
Do you talk like this in real life? If so, you are my idol.
Author's response
Having an arch-nemesis is fun. This whole business with the person who parks in non-parking spaces is based on my own real life experience. It drives me nuts. And yes, I do think like this and talk like this. When I am allowed to talk.
Charley xxx