Wow. Great job, really. I've never read a story from second person POV, and this was a good first one. Amazingly worded, hilarious, and perfect in every way.
Poor Pete's socks though. I liked those, too bad I ruined them.... -sigh-
Author's response
Yeah, it's fun to write in second point of view sometimes. Try something different, you know? I looove those socks too. Don't worry, I'm sure Pete has like a bajillion of them. :)