oh my goodness, their reasoning for the different kinds of tofu.. too great.
and ddr!!!!
what is this ay bay bay business? lj ppl keep saying it. i'm so not hip.
i love the comparison to samuel l. jackson, you know that mother fucker means business. :D
Author's response
lol. "ay bay bay" is a song by hurricane chris. it's ridiculously catchy and doesn't make much sense ("it's so hot up in the club that i ain't got no shoes on"), but i have it on my itunes nonetheless. Go listen to it and this chapter will seem a bit funnier. XP