Chuckle....it only goes to prove that Voldy and his minions should have a) not messed with Harry and Hermione, and b) it's not a good idea to interfere in buisness. Alas, poor Voldy......not! Thanks for the story!
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Just a little idea that has been bugging me for a while... Originally it was going to be the local dark wizards not wanting Tommy to attract attention, but then while filling out some travel paperwork for my wife and there was a box to be checked for 'travel insurance'...