I liked it a lot! I think you're the first person to mention season two events, so kudos ;)
That part about the tampon commercial cracked me up big time.
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So glad you enjoyed it, sweetie. : ) Yeah, that tampon commercial remark is one of my favorite lines---just figured Archie might be a hero but a fate worse than meeting Cronus alone---dealing with them commercials with a girl in the room---and maybe buying them. Hmmmm---now there's an idea.