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This made my icky night, especially these lines:
*After a few minutes of watching, I realized that it was Patrick. He was playing Grand Theft Autumn on the trumpet. While riding a camel.
-"Our noses grazed. And it was like the most sexually charged nose-graze in the history of nose grazes. It's essentially nose-humping, is what it is.”*
You are awesome, seriously, I wish I could give you one of those uber big pixie stix. Love it. :DD