Ashlee fucking Simpson can go fucking shove it up her fucking fake ass nose. That bitch stole Pete away from Kendra! LOL, sorry for my extreme usage of profanity, but I love Kendra. I laughed when she said she hated Patrick and Joe. Teehee.
Is it ever anyone else's birthday in these series? The drama usually happens on Pete's birthday. Whatever, this fic is amazing anyway. Update soon, love.
Author's response
I make a point to have every thing happen on Pete's birthday but maybe, since this is the last one I'll like add Kendra's birthday or something and some serious drama can go down.
Seriously you should hear me. I swear like a sailor who got his balls chopped off.
Only I'm a chick not a dude and I don't have balls.
-Peter-