To to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect $200...oh, and if you ever get out of Muggle jail...we'll bury you in one of ours. Thank you, have a nice day!
Couldn't have happened to a nicer pair. And Dudley will be shipped off to live with Aunt Marge. Even better, he gets sent to St. Brutus Secure Center for Incurably Criminal Little Brats.
Can't wait for the next installment.