You have some very funny stories but this one is definitely the crown jewel.Sure none of the characters were caricatures of their canon selves but in a piece of crack that is perfectly acceptable if not mandatory. The scenes with Moldieshorts watching as everything went wrong were funny but really it was Harry's interaction with the heroes and Hermione that made my sides hurt with laughter. The-Ron-who-was-dropped-on-his-head was also very amusing. There have been plenty of Harry's who get a harem but they must all bow down to this Harry, he has a really kinky girlfriend who he loves, scores of women who want to have sex with him with no real obligations, a Dark Lord who is being humiliated and defeated with no work on Harry's part and he has had sex with Kim Possible and Zatanna(which automatically qualifies him as a sex god) the only thing that could have improved it would have been the Gryffindor Quidditch Hotties Three in the hot tub for some Harry time.
BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER!!!
Author's response
You know, as much as people enjoyed Harry's catchphrase, I wish I had come up with it on my own.
I didn't. When I was writing the 'going commando' scene, an episode of "that 70s show" was on in the back ground. First season, then the Eric and Donna characters were first getting together, they were at the local submarine races and Donna informed Harry that she wasn't wearing a bra... bringing about the catch phrase.
A lot of people like the Kim Possible and Zantana scenes, but the one that I thought was the funniest was Wonderwoman....