The aliens look for the most willing bodies to use. First and most obvious choice was my hygiene products, because they couldn't complain. But they left of their own accord when the children invited them in.. bad children!
Gosh! When I get on the subject of aliens I want to speak French. And I don't even know French. Well, not much. It's weird, I tell you what. I don't know why I don't get tempted to use my limited stock of Japanese or Thai on them.. you know what? I think it's cause I know more swear words in French. LOL.
Random fact: I like gin and lemonade better than gin and tonic. And I really like both.
Please tell me what Kamz does to you, lol. It's bound to be amusing. :D
Author's response
LOL i'm starting to learn french too. but the only cuss word i remeber is fille de pute and i'm not even sure if i wrote it correctly.
oh and kamz didn't do anything
she just said something along the lines of
"sure, I love the whore-ish propaganda you're giving me"
and threw me a diry look while waiting to start our biology class
nothing out of the ordinary
lolz