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"Nothing says hello
Like a Crucio."
Amaaaazing training aide, and very humorous too. Keep it as a running joke, maybe? Ah well, I was laughing my ass off at that and the Curious George and Peeping Fred. Please continue using them, maybe as a distraction during a fight? {Harry points wand at Ron's feet while git is ranting about "Harry rubbing in his superiority and hurting his sister blah blah", transfiguring two monkeys with sticks as big as they are. He gives them the compulsion to hit the Git in the shins, while Ron has remained oblivious the entire time. "--And you just had to ditch my sister, not even an apology for leaving her hanging like th- Ouch, DAMN monkeys, kicks one aside, which dizzily gets back up stumbles back towards Ron. The other remains unfazed Where was I?? OUCH, Oh, and then kicks second monkey of course you have to be a stronger OUCH wizard too OUCH you gives up and kicks monkey at Hermione, who is still in shock at the violent display Arrogant Self-satisfied Git! YO--" Hermione, infuriated that Ron killed one of the monkeys by kicking it in the head and landing in a heap at her feet, snapping its neck, sends a bludgeoning curse at Ron's head, giving him a concussion and shutting him up. The other monkey continues to stumble over towards Ron's shin. Hermione rushes over to the still advancing primate-formerly-a-leaf and breaks down in tears over the "poor poor helpless monkey, Ron never gave the cute thing a chance.weeps.... Harry:"\sarcasm\ It's nice to see you guys alive too \endsarcasm\..."
Just an idea, feel free to rip off or whatnot. Anywho, I loved that idea, you could really get some mileage out of it later. Keep up the good work!