Here I am, your big(gest?) fan. I totally loved this one. The ending really cracked me up. And obviously, the rest of it made my whole body turn really, really hot. You're amazing, dudette.
I have a question, which isn't really related to the story. What's a Jersey accent? People keep talking about these imaginary accents that I can't hear. Maybe that's because I'm from Jersey, but I still don't get it...Is it like...a Brooklyn accent that traveled over from New York or something? Cause then, that would probably only be in North Jersey. No one around here in Princeton says "Jeysey" or anything like that.
Also, you spelled Frerard "Freard" in your summary. =D