> 2. What is ‘wrong’ with Hermione?
> Nothing.
That's a lie!
> She is young, healthy and horny.
Yes, she is! But she should get what she needs from Harry. And she will get it from him!
> She has an itch and Ron scratches so very
> well.
Oh. You are so very wrong here. You are telling the story completely wrong.
Ron is unable to perform in bed, he never had sex with Hermione, he hasn't even seen her naked, because of his impotence, his 1.1 inch willy, and his homosexuality. Hermione is still a virgin!
> No potions, no compulsions, no blackmail.
Wrong. Ron is feeding her a day-dream-potion/love potion combination. All the sex Hermione thinks she gets is only a dream. And she dreams about Ron thanks to the love potion.
Ron used love potions to get Hermione just so that Harry can not have her and to get Harry together with Ginny (to get his money into the Weasley family). Because Ron is into the betrayal!
Ron don't even likes Hermione as a friend.
> She loves the big lug.
Yes. That is the reason, Hermione will get together with Harry. Because he has a working tool. Ron's thing is only an item on display. He doesn't even know how it works.
> Who would have guessed that Ron was
> good at something other than chess?
Nobody (not even Nobody himself)! Why? Because Ron isn't even that good at chess. Ron is in every way substandard. And he ever will be!
Author's response
- you know, it's very subtle, but I think I might be detecting that you don't like Ron very much...