Blahahaha!!!
and here I thought myself the sad, lonely party of one....
Of course, I'm a feminist liberal in NE Texas, so sad, lonely party of one is SOP here...
You go! I loved the motivation, the breathtakingly horrible lyrics, and the divine silliness of it all, a delightful trainwreak indeed!!
PS, If you dress Malfoy Sr like that, aren't you supposed to spell his name Luscious Malfoy, like they constantly mis-spell it EVERYWHERE?
Author's response
Luscious? Eww.