RolF!! That's downright hilarious reading, thank you. Tell me, is this a one shot or do we carry through to see the scathing theatre critic reviews that kill Tom? I've heard of shows dying, but this may be one of the first times it's literal. :D I do agree with melford's comment on Malfoy Sr., mis-spelling the name like that just goes with the image he's projecting.
Snicker This whole story reminds me of a parody we did for the Latin Club end of year banquet, way back when I was in high school (we're talking nigh unto 40 years ago, give or take a year) when we crossed "A Sound of Latin" with Mad's musical version of "Julius Ceasar"; 'twas great fun to put on.
melford, I can understand that sad and lonely SOP, I'm in North Central Texas and rather more libertarian than strict conservative (you could say I'm a strict Constitutionalist who objects to perversions of it from any political point), so there are times...
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The second and final chapter of this epic (I promise) contains the review.
-Honestly if I'd thought of using Luscious I would have