Splendid! Absolutely splendid!
You have quite the writing talent, dear.
I cannot believe I hadn't found this piece earlier. This was incredible. Even though most of the stories population on the Panic! at the Disco category is Rydons, I didn't expect Mrs. Urie would be Ryan. I swear I was on the edge of my seat the whole 1876 words!
This defines originality. I'm serious.
It was witty and sarcastic and just so fucking brilliant that I'm adding it to my favorites. I would rate too, but you already have five, and it won't let me. D=
Well, I thought I'd drop by and review.