"How cuddly is a vampire?"
"Not very."
ROFLMAO!!!!
If he hadn't been snoozing in his thermostacially controlled, electrically-heated-to-his-body-temperature bed, I'm pretty sure I would have Scared The Cat as well. Leaving no stone unturned in his quest to keep Hermione cuddly is proof positive that Harry's hormones have his priorities in the right place. Best chuckle I've had in a while! And I can hardly wait to see what happens next.
PS -- what Pansy is being subjected to as a result of her attack on Hermione couldn't be happening to a more deserving bitch, unless Trixie joined her as a bunkmate.....