(#) BJH 2008-03-10
Merlin's Massive Member???
Dear God what were you thinking?
Circe's swollen slit that was the most outrageous illiteration I've ever read! Morganna's Marvelous Mammalries, couldn't you think of something better? Flamel's flaming phallus, you ought to be able to do better than that. Agrippa's outrageous areolas (OK that one's close at least) I don't know what to expect next but by McGonagalls mighty muffin it had better be good!
That little bit where Hannah explains to Daphne about Hermione, was that just her opinion or a little of your own lesson to all those folks who won't let go of the drugged Hermione party line? I noticed that comment about Hermione not seeing Ron all weekend. Important? Snape's slimey schlong, I think so. Could it be that our little Ron is a playa? Did he take advantage of the fact that Hermione is preoccupied to dart off the grounds with some other girl? I know, I just can't get over the bad!Ron thing. I see the slag lording it over Hermione that she took Ron right out from under her nose, Ron just smirking in the background, "Hermione, if I could get good enough from you I wouldn't have had to look elsewhere". Then she runs to Harry for comfort and Daphne has to deal with her jealousy.
Regarding Tracey, you originally painted the picture where Daphne was dependent on her but somehow, from her reactions I think that Tracey may need Daphne as much as the other way around.
And if you wanted to go with the whole Pacino "Scarface" story of Harry defeating Voldemort you could always have Harry and Daphne see the movie in a theatre, and with some help from Neville, Hannah, and maybe even Hermione if she comes around, they recreate the scene in the Room of Requirements then stash a memory in a Penseive Harry happens to buy, then arrange for Dumbles, maybe through Ron, to come across it. Given the power that the effects could have on Wizards not used to Muggle cinema it would be very persuasive and funny.
BJH
P.S. Given that Harry defeated the most powerful evil Dark Lord in history to save the world, including Daphne, what could she possibly do to earn a place at his side? Perhaps she could defeat the powerful evil Light Lord in history to save Harry?
Author's response
- That Merlin was rather proud of his manhood?
- Ok, McGonagall's Mighty Muffin is just wrong.
- Those are pretty much the same thing aren't they?
- Ron's general being scarce is the leading edge of a plot point, yes.
- Any mention of Snape's Schlong, slimey or not, is just wrong. Stop that.
- Could be, yes. There is a difference between being a bad guy and being an ass. I have said over and over Ron is not a bad guy in this story, but he might well turn out to be an ass. Ron would never have a confrontation like that with Ron, because I wouldn't be able to keep Harry from spreading little chunks of Ron all over the castle. Murder, no matter how justified, is wrong.
- The Tracey/Daphne dynamic is a two way street, just like all relationships.
- Daphne doesn't need to 'earn' a place with Harry. He's not looking for that, just a partner.