(reads half way through: right on the edge of seat)
(gets to the end: Falls right over)
KYAA!!! THE GHOST OF AXL ROSE IS AMONG US! JESUS, SATAN, SPONGBOB, ANYBODY, HELP US!!! T_T
Author's response
Ah but is it a ghost? Or is it a hallucination? Or is he still alive?! We'll find out soon enough... hopefully!