Merde! That is one of the funniest things I've read in months. I read it to my wife, and she almost peed.
The Dark Lord Voldeboo! The Dark Lord is a giant chicken!... "We're the Weasley Brothers!" "And the Weasley Sister!"
This could go a lot of directions that are a lot funnier than what I did with Mindy, Buttons, and Harry...may have to rethink that....