haha... dude, you are AMAZAING!!!!!!!!
i love that "hey, Gerard, would you ever consider..." thats halarious!!!! i can sooo imaginge my step dad saying somthing like that... and no, thats not a bad thing, my step-dad is actually pretty neat, considering he married my mom, like, once, i forgot my cell @ my house and i was walking with my two friends, and he pulled up in our black mini-van type thing with tinted windows and put on a pair of aviators, slowly rolled down the window, and pulled right up next to us, and said in this creepy voice, "hey girls, want some /candy/??" it was soooooo creepy, we screamed and then he laughed and we realized it was him and i was like: o.O "dude!! were you trying to make me die an early death from a brain annurism caused by shock or somthing??" yeah, hes pretty good considering he's dating myy mom...