This made me laugh out loud - my room mate shot me this really weirded out look that reminded me so much of Seph I went right into another fit.
I loved this, needless to say. At first I thought Zack and Seph were somehow stuck cleaning lockers, but when it became clear what was up, I felt so sorry for Cloud. But then, having Seph and Zack as rescuers can't be too bad.
Loved the sledgehammer and the fact that the Turks had it in their possession, as well as the idea of Reno of all people asking Zack for his kit. And Zack getting so worked up about the peanuts he'd forgotten about! Man, that was awesome!
Best part: Sephiroth saying it's not too likely that Cloud will die, and Cloud making final requests.
I'll definitely read this over and over as a way to cheer myself up!
-- SC